Is this Brett Favre's... well, you know...

Tiger Wench · « **on:** October 08, 2010, 04:49:18 PM »

Cannot believe no one has posted this yet. Brett Favre has allegedly been cyber stalking some chick that was with the Jets, up to and including sending her pics of his manmeat.

From the pic in this video, it is rather... unusual looking(???) and it would seem to me that it would be rather easy to prove or disprove. Come on, Brett. Do me a favor and drop trou!!

For obvious reasons, NSFW.

http://deadspin.com/5658206/brett-favres-cellphone-seduction-of-jenn-sterger

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In the video here (parts of which are NSFW due to penis photos at 2:08 mark), you'll see and hear all the strange messages Jenn Sterger received from someone she was led to believe was Brett Favre.

This is the evidence she told us about last February. Sadly, Jenn is still reluctant to talk on the record about the matter. Everything shown in the above video was acquired from a third party.

And, yes, there's a possibility that the person communicating with Jenn was not actually Brett Favre, but rather someone trying very hard to appear to be him. But let's look at the evidence: For an individual to put forth the effort to 1.) acquire a cellphone with a Mississippi area code; 2.) take some voice lessons; and 3.) implicate Jets handlers and perhaps other people, all within a very short period of time and for no discernible reason other than to mess with Sterger, well, that's some very aggressive role-playing. Jenn believed it to be him. Others believed it to be him. We've seen far too many supposedly family-oriented and upstanding professional athletes whose off-field behavior contradicts their well-manicured public persona. If Sterger is right, Brett Favre really is like a kid out there.

Video by Gawker.TV's Richard Blakeley and David Matthews

UPDATE: Favre responds at presser: "I'm not getting into that. I've got my hands full with the Jets."

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #1 on:** October 08, 2010, 06:54:36 PM »

Miss Wench, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #2 on:** October 08, 2010, 07:33:09 PM »

Is nothing sacred anymore?

I mean, can a star quarterback not pick up some strange without the internet blasting pics of his penis all over the internet?

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2010, 07:56:36 AM »

BTW for those that don't know the girl that he was stalking is the same one that the cameras used to stalk at all the FSU games.

Townhallsavoy · « **Reply #4 on:** October 09, 2010, 08:04:23 AM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 09, 2010, 07:56:36 AM

BTW for those that don't know the girl that he was stalking is the same one that the cameras used to stalk at all the FSU games.

And she's not that hot.

Don't get me wrong. I'd be all over it if I had the chance. But to say that she's so hot that cameras at every Florida St game had to fixate on her for a good amount of time? Not that hot. Too much plastic.

djsimp · « **Reply #5 on:** October 09, 2010, 09:20:29 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 08, 2010, 07:33:09 PM

Is nothing sacred anymore?

I mean, can a star quarterback not pick up some strange without the internet blasting pics of his penis all over the internet?

No and No. As a matter of fact, you can't even lock oneself in the bathroom with an overweight chick anymore.

boartitz · « **Reply #6 on:** October 09, 2010, 09:36:14 AM »

Looks like a penis, only smaller.

JR4AU · « **Reply #7 on:** October 09, 2010, 09:52:49 AM »

Quote from: Townhallsavoy on October 09, 2010, 08:04:23 AM

And she's not that hot.

Don't get me wrong. I'd be all over it if I had the chance. But to say that she's so hot that cameras at every Florida St game had to fixate on her for a good amount of time? Not that hot. Too much plastic.

Actually, she's similar looking to his wife, who isn't all that hot either. Dark hair, tanned, plastic...average face.

AUChizad · « **Reply #8 on:** October 09, 2010, 10:45:44 AM »

What the fuck is with all you Kaos Jr.s?

That girl is hot. I strike my gabble. Court is adjourned.

JR4AU · « **Reply #9 on:** October 09, 2010, 10:47:21 AM »

please not to be postings the penises pics anymore.

djsimp · « **Reply #10 on:** October 09, 2010, 10:49:08 AM »

She's asking for it.

AUChizad · « **Reply #11 on:** October 09, 2010, 10:55:12 AM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 08, 2010, 06:54:36 PM

Miss Wench, do you realize the difficulty of your request? Now, I would be very happy to, uh, to apprehend the young man myself. But can you imagine what the board of education would say if you were granted a line-up in order to examine their private pa... their private parts for an incriminating mole?

Mr. Buzz, I think we have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Wench can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over the intarwebz... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Tiger Wench. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the hotel room at the Radisson Inn in New York.

bottomfeeder · « **Reply #12 on:** October 09, 2010, 11:26:46 AM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 09, 2010, 10:55:12 AM

Mr. Buzz, I think we have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Wench can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over the intarwebz... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Tiger Wench. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the hotel room at the Radisson Inn in New York.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #13 on:** October 09, 2010, 12:26:19 PM »

Quote from: AUChizad on October 09, 2010, 10:55:12 AM

Mr. Buzz, I think we have a way out of this. We, uh, call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists. And Miss Wench can give a description. We can put up "Wanted" posters all over the intarwebz... "Have you seen this prick? Report immediately to Tiger Wench. Do not attempt to apprehend this prick, as it is armed and dangerous. It was last seen hanging out in the hotel room at the Radisson Inn in New York.

Thank you.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #14 on:** October 10, 2010, 06:45:37 PM »

Quote from: Buzz Killington on October 09, 2010, 12:26:19 PM

Thank you.

Can we all agree to call it a "tallywhacker"?

boartitz · « **Reply #15 on:** October 10, 2010, 07:38:59 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on October 10, 2010, 06:45:37 PM

Can we all agree to call it a "tallywhacker"?

What do yall know about Tallywhackers? Talley whacks yall.
Who's keeping score anywho?

Godfather · « **Reply #16 on:** October 10, 2010, 10:06:57 PM »

How'd he get the beans before the frank?

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #17 on:** October 10, 2010, 10:11:04 PM »

Well, since this board is certainly a collection of cock experts, would someone please confirm or deny to me that THAT penis is kinda funny lookin'?

I mean, yeah, I have seen a few penises in my lifetime, but nothing that funny lookin', and as I am not actually in possession of a penis of my own, I am curious. No aspersions on anyone's gheyness - but surely you guys have a better frame of reference than I do from locker rooms, etc. Even if you ain't looking, you still must see.

And I say that is a funny lookin' Johnson.

Saniflush · « **Reply #18 on:** October 11, 2010, 07:27:00 AM »

Fucker certainly is a right hanger and it looks pretty short as well.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #19 on:** October 11, 2010, 11:40:38 AM »

That is hilarious.

But the funny looking part to me is the mushroom cap... it looks like a freaking mushroom.

i would be hard pressed not to laugh my ass off if I got nekkid with a guy and saw that. Kind of a mood killer.