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CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats

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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2010, 10:23:44 AM »
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy.
Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2010, 10:27:22 AM »
Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas.

And will someone catch a goddamn ball? It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #22 on: October 08, 2010, 10:34:39 AM »
I thought it was Icehouse?

You are correct. I'm sorry fellas but IH taste a lot better than Natties or Keystone. For Sat though, I might go with the whiskey.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2010, 10:40:46 AM »
You are correct. I'm sorry fellas but IH taste a lot better than Natties or Keystone. For Sat though, I might go with the whiskey.

Careful, it will sneak up and punch you in the face.    :)
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2010, 10:52:20 AM »
Us vs Texas A&M at -5 looks pretty good, too.
I'm thinking we beat them by 10+

A&M > Kentucky

I hope you guys go into a 7 OT game with them...
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2010, 10:58:00 AM »
Careful, it will sneak up and punch you in the face.    :)

and rearrange your keyboard. Get you some rest today, we're gonna need you tomorrow.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2010, 11:11:03 AM »
and rearrange your keyboard. Get you some rest today, we're gonna need you tomorrow.

Fuck that noise.  I am going home today to do the same thing all over again, and plan on doing the same tomorrow. 
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2010, 11:41:57 AM »
Fuck that noise.  I am going home today to do the same thing all over again, and plan on doing the same tomorrow.

So, you have your combat boots on ehy.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2010, 12:03:25 PM »
So, you have your combat boots on ehy.

Well, I feel bad enough that the only way I will feel better is to do it all over again.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2010, 03:05:51 PM »
The pointspread move was a shock.

Does Auburn have a key injury that was supposed to be a secret?
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #30 on: October 08, 2010, 03:08:29 PM »
The pointspread move was a shock.

Does Auburn have a key injury that was supposed to be a secret?

What move?

Been six all week.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #31 on: October 08, 2010, 03:10:00 PM »
I thought it was Icehouse?
That's right. I knew it was something that tasted like piss.

This fully explains your deduction that beer tastes like piss.

Beer doesn't. Icehouse does.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #32 on: October 08, 2010, 03:13:48 PM »
What move?

Been six all week.
Did it not "open" at 7 1/2 on Sunday?
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2010, 03:14:24 PM »
Only places I saw it was at 6 the whole time but maybe I didn't see all of them.

This was showing some 6.5

http://www.vegasinsider.com/college-football/odds/las-vegas/
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2010, 03:15:17 PM »
That's right. I knew it was something that tasted like piss.

This fully explains your deduction that beer tastes like piss.

Beer doesn't. Icehouse does.

Your not kind. Besides, the I originally made this bet at a degree of confidence that Auburn would not let Kentucky score 30 points not because my beer taste like piss. Just leave my beer alone, it never did anything to hurt you.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2010, 03:16:29 PM »
Just leave my beer alone, it never did anything to hurt you.
I beg to differ.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2010, 03:18:27 PM »
I beg to differ.

Beer trots and toilet praises?
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2010, 03:40:34 PM »
Beer trots and toilet praises?
Nothing like shitting through a screen door.
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Re: CFN Predicts Auburn v. Mildcats
« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2010, 03:45:16 PM »
Nothing like shitting through a screen door.

The ol bubbly guts. Like pissing through the stinky sphincter.
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« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2010, 04:00:40 PM »
The ol bubbly guts. Like pissing through the stinky sphincter.

He has to pee out his butt.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."