Keep her where she belongs!

CCTAU · « **on:** October 05, 2010, 12:58:04 PM »

And other vintage ads.

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/06/10/vintage-ads-thinking/?test=faces#slide=1

Some of these are funny as hell!

Godfather · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:18:16 PM »

This one reminds me of this past weeks episode of Boardwalk Empire.

Hijack:

Speaking of which we haven't talked about this show yet....anyone else watching this? I am a huge Buscemi fan, and so far the first 3 episodes have been great.

Saniflush · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:20:17 PM »

Quote

This one reminds me of this past weeks episode of Boardwalk Empire.

Hijack:

Speaking of which we haven't talked about this show yet....anyone else watching this? I am a huge Buscemi fan, and so far the first 3 episodes have been great.

Hells yea. I'm digging it thus far.

Godfather · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:25:54 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 05, 2010, 02:20:17 PM

Hells yea. I'm digging it thus far.

Tell me that Gonorrhea scene didn't make you squirm like a motherfucker.

Saniflush · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:43:42 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 05, 2010, 02:25:54 PM

Tell me that Gonorrhea scene didn't make you squirm like a motherfucker.

Not as bad as it would have before I had watched the series Deadwood when they basically did the same thing to Al when he had a kidney stone.

Don't know about now but they actually used to "punch your bore" when I was in the corps if you got teh clap even though they could just give you an antibiotic.

Proud I never had that shit!

Godfather · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:04:13 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 05, 2010, 02:43:42 PM

Not as bad as it would have before I had watched the series Deadwood when they basically did the same thing to Al when he had a kidney stone.

Don't know about now but they actually used to "punch your bore" when I was in the corps if you got teh clap even though they could just give you an antibiotic.

Proud I never had that shit!

You made sure your bitches was clean

Saniflush · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:23:20 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on October 05, 2010, 03:04:13 PM

You made sure your bitches was clean

I'll tell you the same thing I used to tell my troops....

"How much is an apple? .50? I bet you look through the ones that are there and inspect them before you pick one up. Now if you are gonna pay 20 times that to mamasan you ought to look that LBFM (little brown fucking machine) up and down closely."

AUJarhead · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:31:35 PM »

Quote from: Saniflush on October 05, 2010, 02:43:42 PM

Don't know about now but they actually used to "punch your bore" when I was in the corps if you got teh clap even though they could just give you an antibiotic.

Ouch.

When I was being processed at MEPS, the Doctor that made us sing "moon river" looked like Lurch, and I swear his fingers were about the size of silver dollars.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:48:18 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 05, 2010, 03:31:35 PM

Ouch.

When I was being processed at MEPS, the Doctor that made us sing "moon river" looked like Lurch, and I swear his fingers were about the size of silver dollars.

How long did ya'll date after that?

djsimp · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:52:41 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 05, 2010, 03:48:18 PM

How long did ya'll date after that?

Probably only about 5 more seconds until Doc had a new friend. One of those memories that last forever.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:04:03 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on October 05, 2010, 03:48:18 PM

How long did ya'll date after that?

Seriously, what makes a guy spend all those years in medical school, and then decide that's the kind of doctor they want to be.

CCTAU · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:18:26 PM »

I don't like where this is headed. I'm locking this bitch down.

ssgaufan · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2010, 05:29:02 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 05, 2010, 04:04:03 PM

Seriously, what makes a guy spend all those years in medical school, and then decide that's the kind of doctor they want to be.

They are the doctors that barely passed med school. Why else would you take a job where all day every day you are looking at, and touching another man's balls. I guess on some fellas they might even have to move the ol dong to one side or the other.

You guys with the finger up the ass, your doc was just extremely gay. You don't have to get the finger wave until your over 40 physical. I can retire at the ripe ol age of 37, so that one doesn't scare me.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2010, 05:39:54 PM »

Here's a different perspective (haha);

Butt doctors have regular office hours. No weekends. No holidays. No ER consults. No emergency calls in the middle of the night for an exploratory assectomy. An ER doc finds a lump on a guy's prostate, it will wait until the sun comes up for further exploration (hoho). Surgeries are scheduled to fit his tee times. And once the student loans are paid off, he makes a buttload (heehee) of money... sticking fingers up asses.

Doesn't sound too shabby to me... yeah, it ain't pretty, but two seconds in and out and that will be $300 please...

djsimp · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2010, 06:02:40 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on October 05, 2010, 05:39:54 PM

Doesn't sound too shabby to me... yeah, it ain't pretty, but two seconds in and out and that will be $300 please...

"What kind of doctor are you?"
"Well, I'm an asshole doctor"
"Ha ha, I know your an asshole, but seriously what kind of doctor are you?"
"No really, I'm an asshole doctor"
"Oh"

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2010, 08:47:36 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on October 05, 2010, 03:31:35 PM

Ouch.

When I was being processed at MEPS, the Doctor that made us sing "moon river" looked like Lurch, and I swear his fingers were about the size of silver dollars.

Dr Screws at Maxwell AFB? I bet his bulbous finger has been knuckle deep in the ass of every serviceman Alabama has produced since 1961.

djsimp · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2010, 08:53:24 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on October 05, 2010, 08:47:36 PM

Dr Screws at Maxwell AFB? I bet his bulbous finger has been knuckle deep in the ass of every serviceman Alabama has produced since 1961.

No, this particular guy uses a flashlight to look into the stinky sphincter.

djsimp · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2010, 10:49:50 PM »

This song comes to mind:

CCTAU · « **Reply #18 on:** October 06, 2010, 01:05:48 AM »

I thought I locked this bitch down?

Jumbo · « **Reply #19 on:** October 06, 2010, 03:52:26 AM »

Quote from: CCTAU on October 06, 2010, 01:05:48 AM

I thought I locked this bitch down?