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The New X Tailgate Accessory

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The New X Tailgate Accessory
« on: October 01, 2010, 12:02:55 AM »
The Trailer Hitch Stripper Pole.  Hooker not included.  Picture and video at link.
http://www.platinumstages.com/NEW-Hitch-Pole_p_376.html

The Platinum Stage Hitch Pole is the world’s only dancer pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. The Hitch Stage has a 3 foot x 3 foot platform that floats approximately 5 feet from the ground* and has approximately 7 feet of usable pole. The Hitch Pole frame and stage is made of the highest quality steel which allows it to support to 200lbs. The pole is available in genuine high polished stainless steel and genuine high polished brass, it is also available in a 1.75 inch or 2.0 inch diameter. The pole also breaks down into two pieces which allows it to fit in any size car. *Height of the stage depends on the vehicle.   

The base model black base with a stainless steel 2″ stripper pole will run you $499.00. The surface shown in the photo and the video is the standard black but for $50 more you could change that to white. For $150 more you could get it in white and have a lighting kit go with it. While you are in the mood for upgrading, an extra $100 will get you a high quality 2″ brass stripper pole.
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2010, 08:45:40 AM »
The Hitch Pole frame and stage is made of the highest quality steel which allows it to support to 200lbs.

Awesome!
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2010, 08:46:15 AM »
Nice, but where will the tailgate grill go? Hey GH, this puts another meaning to BBQ!. I would have to say, the one who is brave enough to actually do this will probably have the largest attendee tailgate.
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 10:18:07 AM »
Would anyone actually go to a game anymore?
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2010, 10:19:46 AM »
Would anyone actually go to a game anymore?

What game?
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2010, 11:17:46 AM »
Nice, but where will the tailgate grill go? Hey GH, this puts another meaning to BBQ!. I would have to say, the one who is brave enough to actually do this will probably have the largest attendee tailgate.

The nice customer service people from that website are telling me it should arrive in time for the Arkansas game. Bad news is: no grill.
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 06:28:00 PM »
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The Hitch Pole frame and stage is made of the highest quality steel which allows it to support to 200lbs.
Sounds a lot like Wednesday nights at The Furnace.
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2010, 06:46:25 PM »


Hang one of those at the very top and you'll have AUS trying to climb that pole all day long.  No really.  ALL day.  Their work ethic is unbelievable. 
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2010, 06:53:46 PM »


Hang one of those at the very top and you'll have AUS trying to climb that pole all day long.  No really.  ALL day.  Their work ethic is unbelievable.

HOLY SHIT! You better fucking run and hide Token, she is going to lightning rod your asshole and make you like it.
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« Last Edit: October 01, 2010, 08:05:43 PM by The Prowler »
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2010, 10:24:40 PM »

"SHAKE THAT ASS BITCH, LEMME SEE WHUTCHU GOT"

*SNAP*

"Hey, what's that pole made out of?"
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"Uhhh, Stainless Steel."


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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2010, 01:21:44 AM »
Btw, I agree...if you have a fuckin' Stripper Pole and a couple of smokin' hot women, a midget stripper and one woman that's XXL size white woman that doesn't mind "shakin' what her momma gave her" at your tailgate, that's all you'll need.  Some stranger will bring over his 60" LED and Dish.  You'll have a bunch of other guys bringing over their tailgate food.  You'll attract a bunch of drunk women that think they can Pole Dance better.  You'll have the XXL white woman for all da brothers (they'll make it fuckin' rain).  It would be EPIC.  The owner of the Stripper Pole would get 40% of the money. 
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Re: The New X Tailgate Accessory
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2010, 09:27:42 AM »
I don't think there will be any eating at a tailgate if they bring in the fat chicks.
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