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Happy Birthday...
« on: September 30, 2010, 12:02:23 PM »
Chief...

You ol salty sailor you. May you get 1000 blowjobs from young boys for your birthday.

Hope you have a great one.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2010, 12:15:23 PM »
Happy Birthday!  May it be filled with booze, hookers, cigars and shit that AJAX won't wash off!
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2010, 12:26:54 PM »
May your birthday be filled with whores and drunk posts on the X.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2010, 12:42:22 PM »
happy birthday. may olive oyl give you a blowjob.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2010, 12:47:29 PM »
Quote from: AUTiger1 on September 30, 2010, 12:15:23 PM
Happy Birthday!  May it be filled with booze, hookers, cigars and shit that AJAX won't wash off!

Be sure and eat yer spinach first.  It'll give you big muskels.  Happy happy fartknocker.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2010, 12:50:20 PM »
Happy Birthday you motor boatin' son of a bitch, you.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2010, 12:51:09 PM »
You ole shellback.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2010, 07:17:09 PM »
Thanks! Didn't quite make it to a thousand blow jobs. My TNJ started acting up - wait.... I mean I forgot to take my vitamin E & Viagra this morning.
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Re: Happy Birthday...
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2010, 11:20:45 PM »
Happy birthday to the captain of my heart.

XXOXOX!!!  You old goat, you...
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