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Happy birthday
« on: September 24, 2010, 10:08:40 PM »
Ranger. 37? Damn, I figured you'd be 56 at least.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 11:14:08 PM »
Happy Birthday!

And 37 is just about the time men start to get interesting....
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2010, 12:17:07 AM »
You just wish I was as old as you PCT! Yet, it does feel weird being the same in which my dad became a grandfather. I'm hoping that doesn't happen to me anytime soon, especially since Monica has decided I am not done creating Ranger spawn.

Sweetheart, I hope my life doesn't get more interesting, I don't think my beautiful wife can take it.

Thanks guys. I hope to be celebrating at Toomer's tomorrow night.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 09:18:56 AM »
Hey, Happy Belated Birthday Ranger!!!!

Hope you had a good one!!!!!!!

Birthday wish for you: May you find the elusive buttertooth yeti    :by:
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 09:26:57 AM »
Happy belated Ranger.
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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 09:29:40 AM »
Happy Bee Lated Birthday
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 09:53:36 AM »
fuck you.


I mean happy late birthday.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 10:13:53 AM »
You got your birthday wish at least! 

Happy birthday.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 12:34:17 PM »
The walker was flying around on Saturday. Happy not yet 40 birthday, Ranger.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2010, 03:54:50 PM »
Awww..you do like me. Golly, gee whiz.

Wench, I got my wish alright, but unfortunately Monica and I were too dang exhausted to make the walk to Toomer's for celebration. After tailgating in the heat, starting at 10 am, and then that wild game, my 37 year old gimpy ass was whooped. Monica was tired also. We both knew we were out of shape, but damn! Monica suggested we bring bikes next time, and though I laughed at that comment, the soreness the next day made me seriously consider it.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 04:00:35 PM »
Awww..you do like me. Golly, gee whiz.

Wench, I got my wish alright, but unfortunately Monica and I were too dang exhausted to make the walk to Toomer's for celebration. After tailgating in the heat, starting at 10 am, and then that wild game, my 37 year old gimpy ass was whooped. Monica was tired also. We both knew we were out of shape, but damn! Monica suggested we bring bikes next time, and though I laughed at that comment, the soreness the next day made me seriously consider it.
Snaggle was (butt) sore the next day too, but that was because Wes put him in a sleeper hold. 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 04:07:06 PM »
Snaggle was (butt) sore the next day too, but that was because Wes put him in a sleeper hold.

I wasn't even awake to enjo....I mean, defend myself.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 04:34:12 PM »
I wasn't even awake to enjo....I mean, defend myself.

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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 04:36:01 PM »
AWK?
I wasn't at the game, I was rapin' e'erybody in Birmingham. 
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 04:36:44 PM »
I wasn't at the game, I was rapin' e'erybody in Birmingham.

Atta boy! Represent yo click.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2010, 09:11:12 PM »
Happy belated Ranger.  You might want to consider one of these at the next Auburn game:

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2010, 10:56:04 PM »
Happy belated Ranger.  You might want to consider one of these at the next Auburn game:



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