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Look at da Prowler
« on: September 26, 2010, 02:36:28 PM »
I was very impressed with how Arkansas stopped Ingram and Richardson.  Ingram had the one 50 or so yarder to start the game (scoped knee my ass).  Richardson had a 70 or so yard draw at the end of the half (when looking to see if a team stopped another teams running game, you take out the garbage yards, and Richardson's 70 yarder is considered garbage yards, since Arkansas had 3 linemen and just about everyone else was standing at the 5 yardline).  So, realistically, SPuat's two headed monster only put up around 170 yards, that's including Ingram's long run.

I do agree that the coaches should've kept running them in the Redzone, instead of having McElRoy throwing it.  Arkansas' RB, Knile Davis, did have a few good runs.  But, it seemed like SPuat was letting him get those runs.

All in all...What a fuckin' weekend in College Football.  Spuat escapes by the hair on their teeth.  Ohio State stomps the shit outta Eastern Michigan.  Boise State is thanking their lucky stars that they didn't play that game in Corvalis.  TCU is sending a thank you letter to the NCAA for putting SMU on the Death Penalty.  Oklahoma should've been beaten...Again, Texas got Donkey Punched by UCLA.  Auburn basically did the unthinkable and beat a very good South Cackalacky team (Take that Tom Luginbile and your stupid little smirk when David Pollack picked Auburn to win).  Georgia lost Again, MSU is a strong team.  Penn State isn't as good as the bammers led everyone to beleive they were.
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Re: Look at da Prowler
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2010, 02:44:44 PM »
Auburn basically did the unthinkable and beat a very good South Cackalacky team
Well, if you take away those two TDs AU scored in the 4th, and Garcia's fumble, AU didn't really win.
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2010, 03:23:36 PM »
Well, if you take away those two TDs AU scored in the 4th, and Garcia's fumble, AU didn't really win.
Damn it I knew we sucked. Thanks for clearing that skreet logics up tit for tat.
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2010, 04:00:57 PM »
Damn it I knew we sucked. Thanks for clearing that skreet logics up tit for tat.
I know, it's difficult to decipher sometimes. You just have to know what to throw out, what to keep in, and what to just totally skew to make your point. I'm just glad that Prowler knew that Arkansas actually shut down our ground game before anybody else knew.
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2010, 04:09:56 PM »
Well, if you take away those two TDs AU scored in the 4th, and Garcia's fumble, AU didn't really win.

Well, if you take those two fumbles we lost and they scored, then Auburn won again.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 04:16:22 PM »
Well, if you take those two fumbles we lost and they scored, then Auburn won again.
I'm watching the replay right now without skreet knowledge. Can we still win?
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2010, 04:18:09 PM »
I'm watching the replay right now without skreet knowledge. Can we still win?

Somebody call the bookie.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 04:19:57 PM »
Well, if you take those two fumbles we lost and they scored, then Auburn won again.
Yeah, but if you put in Dyer as the QB and Newton in as a DB, then Auburn loses again.



Unless they don't.
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2010, 04:26:05 PM »
Yeah, but if you put in Dyer as the QB and Newton in as a DB, then Auburn loses again.



Unless they don't.
Or Trovon Reed at wildcat and Newton at RB and Dyer as a recceiver which is certainly a possibility, though gimicky.
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 04:35:46 PM »
Or Trovon Reed at wildcat and Newton at RB and Dyer as a recceiver which is certainly a possibility, though gimicky.
I meant to let the cat out of the bag yesterday that this would happen. Didn't I send you a message a few weeks ago that this was going to happen, although, I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't? I was going to ask Trovon himself, but I decided I would just be my own source.
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 04:55:21 PM »
I meant to let the cat out of the bag yesterday that this would happen. Didn't I send you a message a few weeks ago that this was going to happen, although, I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't? I was going to ask Trovon himself, but I decided I would just be my own source.
Reed doesn't like to be bothered by adoring fans, overheard in an adjoining booth at a Phoenix City Waffle House. Keep it under your hat.
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2010, 05:39:10 PM »
I meant to let the cat out of the bag yesterday that this would happen. Didn't I send you a message a few weeks ago that this was going to happen, although, I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't? I was going to ask Trovon himself, but I decided I would just be my own source.
I am Reed's Godfather.  I found him in a basket as a baby, taught him how to play football, then brought him back to his parents.  He will win 14 Heisman trophies.








Unless I didn't, and he doesn't.
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2010, 05:48:30 PM »
I am Reed's Godfather.  I found him in a basket as a baby, taught him how to play football, then brought him back to his parents.  He will win 14 Heisman trophies.








Unless I didn't, and he doesn't.
A few guys on the team This guy on another message board said Reed chose Auburn because the blanket he was wrapped in while he was in the basket was blue and orange. I heard Kirby Smart then went into the local hardware store and bought Reed's parents a Coke and a Charger, and they were pissed because they already ditched him.
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2010, 05:52:11 PM »
A few guys on the team This guy on another message board said Reed chose Auburn because the blanket he was wrapped in while he was in the basket was blue and orange.
That, and he was hurled into the sky as a child at dusk.  He loved the colors so much he caught the sun and scored a touchdown.  Then, he feasted on dinosaur baby meat.  I know this because I cook for the team, unless I can't cook.
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2010, 05:56:23 PM »
That, and he was hurled into the sky as a child at dusk.  He loved the colors so much he caught the sun and scored a touchdown.  Then, he feasted on dinosaur baby meat.  I know this because I cook for the team, unless I can't cook.
You probably cook for the team, but if you don't, I wouldn't be surprised at all if you didn't.
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« Reply #15 on: September 26, 2010, 05:58:09 PM »
Yeah, I'm just going to leave now. I thought this would be funny, but it's really just sad.
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Re: Look at da Prowler
« Reply #16 on: September 26, 2010, 06:06:01 PM »
Kiss my ass everyone of you.

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« Reply #17 on: September 26, 2010, 06:12:44 PM »
Yeah, I'm just going to leave now. I thought this would be funny, but it's really just sad.
Unless you didn't leave, and you aren't sad.  Then you would be here and happy... I know this because I talked to the guy who Token bought shoe polish remover from...He is my friends uncle.  Unless...It was just me, which it isn't.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #18 on: September 26, 2010, 06:16:49 PM »
Unless you didn't leave, and you aren't sad.  Then you would be here and happy... I know this because I talked to the guy who Token bought shoe polish remover from...He is my friends uncle.  Unless...It was just me, which it isn't.

Well played, sir.  Well played.
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« Reply #19 on: September 26, 2010, 06:20:10 PM »
I hate that we've gone and ruined THS' thread, but damnit, it's Prowler's fault.
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