Another stellar year of AUBURN BASKETBALL.
Okay, let's look forward to next year. Time to place your bets bets now. The categories are:
1. Which player(s) will leave the team prior to the season for unknown disciplinary or medical reasons?
2. Which player(s) will be suspended for at least 6 games to start the season?
3. Which player(s) will be declared ineligible for academic reasons prior to the season?
4. How many starters (Out of whoever is left) will suffer a season ending injury within the first 8 games of the season?
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