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« on: September 24, 2010, 01:01:46 AM »
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Trucker Killed When Meat Truck Hits Cow
POSTED: 8:48 pm PDT September 23, 2010
UPDATED: 8:52 pm PDT September 23, 2010

GOVERNMENT CAMP, Ore. -- Oregon State Police said a Vancouver, Wash., man died early Thursday when his tractor-trailer rig collided with a big cow on U.S. Highway 26, hit some trees and burst into flames.
Police said 54-year-old Dusty Lee Mings worked for Western Boxed Meat Distributors of Portland and was hauling meat products.
The crash took place on the Warm Springs Indian Reservation about 17 miles east of Government Camp.
A state police statement said the area is open range, where livestock can roam at large. The cow was found dead down an embankment.
The accident closed the highway for five hours.


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Re: moo--der
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2010, 10:12:04 AM »
Cow takes out boxed meat transport truck.

That's some strong Karma right there, friends and neighbors.
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Re: moo--der
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2010, 10:32:08 AM »
Cow takes out boxed meat transport truck.

That's some strong Karma right there, friends and neighbors.

Fuckin' cow suicide terrorists... What will they think of next!
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Re: moo--der
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2010, 10:34:19 AM »
Cow takes out boxed meat transport truck.

That's some strong Karma right there, friends and neighbors.



"Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?"

"I am so coming back as a dung beetle."
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The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. 
-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: moo--der
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2010, 12:01:26 PM »
This sign was found near the cow:

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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: moo--der
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2010, 09:23:45 PM »


"Have you ever been karmically bitch-slapped by a six-armed goddess?"

"I am so coming back as a dung beetle."

Is it an American bison?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."