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« Reply #40 on: September 23, 2010, 11:18:19 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 22, 2010, 10:13:53 PM
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #41 on: September 23, 2010, 11:19:20 AM »
Only if the carpet matches the drapes.
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #42 on: September 23, 2010, 12:18:29 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 23, 2010, 11:19:20 AM
Only if the carpet matches the drapes.

I heard it's linoleum, but she's expecting to install hardwood.
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« Reply #43 on: September 23, 2010, 11:57:21 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on September 23, 2010, 12:18:29 PM
she's expecting to install hardwood.
Sure can't find any of THAT on the X...
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Re: Cocks...
« Reply #44 on: September 24, 2010, 08:41:39 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 23, 2010, 11:57:21 PM
Sure can't find any of THAT on the X...

Your not looking very hard are you.
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« Reply #45 on: September 24, 2010, 10:01:32 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 24, 2010, 08:41:39 AM
Your not looking very hard are you.

Unless I'm mistaken, that's what SHE said.
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« Reply #46 on: September 24, 2010, 10:05:27 AM »
Quote from: JR4AU on September 24, 2010, 10:01:32 AM
Unless I'm mistaken, that's what SHE said.
Unless she didn't.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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« Reply #47 on: September 24, 2010, 10:13:12 AM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 24, 2010, 08:41:39 AM
Your not looking very hard are you.
My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...
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« Reply #48 on: September 24, 2010, 10:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 24, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...

What are you trying to read the warning label? I can tell you what it says, "Warning: Installation of Hardwood can cause momentary euphoria. Please don't attempt installing while operating machinery."
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« Reply #49 on: September 24, 2010, 12:56:20 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 24, 2010, 10:31:36 AM
What are you trying to read the warning label? I can tell you what it says, "Warning: Installation of Hardwood can cause momentary euphoria. Please don't attempt installing while operating machinery."


so you are saying it's a wooden strap-on that takes 4 double a's?
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« Reply #50 on: September 24, 2010, 02:06:04 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 24, 2010, 10:13:12 AM
My magnifying glass is at the dry cleaners...

Is it that hard to read "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"?
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« Reply #51 on: September 24, 2010, 02:09:59 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 24, 2010, 02:06:04 PM
Is it that hard to read "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"?
so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?
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