Josh Bynes: Defensive Player of the Week

DnATL · « **Reply #20 on:** September 20, 2010, 09:36:18 PM »

You know those three current and one former player who text Prowler da werd from da skreets? Josh Bynes is all of them

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #21 on:** September 20, 2010, 09:44:28 PM »

Quote from: DnATL on September 20, 2010, 09:36:18 PM

You know those three current and one former player who text Prowler da werd from da skreets? Josh Bynes is all of them

+5

The Prowler · « **Reply #22 on:** September 20, 2010, 10:50:45 PM »

Not a text from the current players and one former player. They room together at on off campus townhouse...I hung out with the former player after the morning festivities of Game Day, then I partied with the rest after the game It was fuckin' nuts to say the least, they had a DJ on the rooftop. And yes, Josh Bynes was all of them, he was also the DJ.

I haven't seen Auburn that packed in a very long time. Whenever you run outta hotdogs in the 2nd Qtr, then water in the third, that tells me that Auburn wasn't prepared.

thatspetty · « **Reply #23 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:09:58 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 20, 2010, 10:50:45 PM

Not a text from the current players and one former player. They room together at on off campus townhouse...I hung out with the former player after the morning festivities of Game Day, then I partied with the rest after the game It was fuckin' nuts to say the least, they had a DJ on the rooftop. And yes, Josh Bynes was all of them, he was also the DJ.

I haven't seen Auburn that packed in a very long time. Whenever you run outta hotdogs in the 2nd Qtr, then water in the third, that tells me that Auburn wasn't prepared.

I was at that party and Josh Bynes had to take a break from the DJ booth to stop traffic,pick my car up and move it to the front of the line just so that I could leave. It was freakin nutz! Party with the players, I hear ya Prowler!

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #24 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:11:55 PM »

Quote from: thatspetty on September 20, 2010, 11:09:58 PM

I was at that party and Josh Bynes had to take a break from the DJ booth to stop traffic,pick my car up and move it to the front of the line just so that I could leave. It was freakin nutz! Party with the players, I hear ya Prowler!

haha...you're funny...

Pell City Tiger · « **Reply #25 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:20:08 PM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 20, 2010, 10:50:45 PM

Whenever you run outta hotdogs in the 2nd Qtr, then water in the third, that tells me that Auburn wasn't prepared.

When Josh Bynes isn't planting running backs into the turf, he's woofing down the gut rockets and drankin' up the water. If Josh Bynes wanted anyone else to have a hotdog or water, Josh Bynes would have given it to them. Josh Bynes didn't share, because in Josh Bynes' eyes, we're all weak and unworthy of Josh Bynes' generosity.

Dasani and Ziegler - the official gametime snack of Josh Bynes.

thatspetty · « **Reply #26 on:** September 20, 2010, 11:27:38 PM »

Quote from: Pell City Tiger on September 20, 2010, 11:20:08 PM

When Josh Bynes isn't planting running backs into the turf, he's woofing down the gut rockets and drankin' up the water. If Josh Bynes wanted anyone else to have a hotdog or water, Josh Bynes would have given it to them. Josh Bynes didn't share, because in Josh Bynes' eyes, we're all weak and unworthy of Josh Bynes' generosity.

Dasani and Ziegler - the official gametime snack of Josh Bynes.

I feel some Chuck Norris jokes coming on...

The Prowler · « **Reply #27 on:** September 21, 2010, 12:20:53 AM »

Quote from: War Eagle!!! on September 20, 2010, 11:11:55 PM

haha...you're funny...

Funny or not...I seen thatspetty's car being picked up.

Nick Fairley had to push that fuckin' monster truck outta the way before Bynes could pick thatspetty's car up. Goddamn insane party, I think Paul Wall showed up at some point, sippin' on dat purple drank with a couple police officers......no one cared, it was that fuckin' crazy.

Jumbo · « **Reply #28 on:** September 21, 2010, 02:24:01 AM »

Before the party/Dj gig Bynes stood at Toomers Corner, so fans could throw toilet paper at him.

RWS · « **Reply #29 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:39:51 AM »

Quote from: The Prowler on September 21, 2010, 12:20:53 AM

Funny or not...I seen thatspetty's car being picked up.

If it is funny, or not, we now know that you knew it was or wasn't first. Way to let the cat out of the bag.

Saniflush · « **Reply #30 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:43:17 AM »

Quote from: RWS on September 21, 2010, 07:39:51 AM

If it is funny, or not, we now know that you knew it was or wasn't first. Way to let the cat out of the bag.

Unless there was no bag.

RWS · « **Reply #31 on:** September 21, 2010, 07:54:48 AM »

Quote from: Saniflush on September 21, 2010, 07:43:17 AM

Unless there was no bag.

I don't want to ruin the "Holy Shit" factor for you, so I will wait to tell you Saturday evening if there was a bag or not. Just think about how it's going to look in 3D.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #32 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:31:00 AM »

Josh Bynes can't do everything

RWS · « **Reply #33 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:33:04 AM »

Somebody needs to get to work on a Josh Bynes "Imma let you finish, but...." fark.

Buzz Killington · « **Reply #34 on:** September 21, 2010, 09:59:22 AM »

Quote from: RWS on September 21, 2010, 07:54:48 AM

I don't want to ruin the "Holy Shit" factor for you, so I will wait to tell you Saturday evening if there was a bag or not. Just think about how it's going to look in 3D.

Heh heh...he called the shit poop!