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JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« on: September 16, 2010, 10:26:51 AM »
Clemson fan/analyst's dissection of Malzahn's offense:

http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn

It's really long, so I'm not copying it here.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 10:36:26 AM »
Clemson fan/analyst's dissection of Malzahn's offense:

http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn

It's really long, so I'm not copying it here.

I can summarize that whole thing....


Whoever punches the other one in da mouf da most & the hardest wins.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 10:50:53 AM »
I can summarize that whole thing....


Whoever punches the other one in da mouf da most & the hardest wins.

It's not a tickling match, Tommy.  These lads are out to hurt each other.
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And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 10:52:56 AM »
It's not a tickling match, Tommy.  These lads are out to hurt each other.

You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.


EXCELLENT movie!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 02:38:58 PM »
He does a pretty good job illustrating in that video.
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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 02:44:25 PM »
You show me how to control a wild fucking gypsy and I'll show you how to control an unhinged, pig-feeding gangster.


Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible mommy part... me.


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EXCELLENT movie!

One of my very favorites.
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 02:50:11 PM »
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2010, 02:54:52 PM »
One of my very favorites.

I actually know what yall are talking about this time...

And it's on of my favorites too.
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« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 02:58:37 PM »
I actually know what yall are talking about this time...

And it's on of my favorites too.

Well strike up the fucking band.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2010, 03:44:55 PM »
Clemson fan/analyst's dissection of Malzahn's offense:

http://www.shakinthesouthland.com/2010/7/21/1555582/auburn-a-primer-on-the-gus-malzahn

It's really long, so I'm not copying it here.

Read that several weeks ago.  Guy knows what he's doing. 
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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2010, 04:11:25 PM »
In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!
« Last Edit: September 16, 2010, 04:12:33 PM by Godfather »
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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2010, 04:24:50 PM »
I actually know what yall are talking about this time...

And it's on of my favorites too.
Well strike up the fucking band.
You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
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Re: JR, this guy is gunning for your job...
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2010, 05:04:39 PM »
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you.

And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"...Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

Great scene.  Bullet Tooth Tony is a hardass.  He's also great in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.  Ritchie fancies his character up a bit in that one, though.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.