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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2010, 10:10:13 PM »
Happy Birthday!!!!! Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2010, 10:24:03 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on September 16, 2010, 10:10:13 PM
Happy Birthday!!!!! Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...

Hard to follow that one. Happy Birthday. May you get what Jumbo wants.
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2010, 12:51:13 AM »
Happy Bday!

Remember to wash your hands before you touch your eyes.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2010, 02:31:05 AM »
Happy Birthday bitch.

I'm in CA this week and completely butchered your South Korea story while telling it to a former Marine who served in the Philippines.  He was still able to appreciate the point I was trying to get across via a gallon of gin.
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Saniflush

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2010, 07:10:11 AM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 17, 2010, 02:31:05 AM
Happy Birthday bitch.

I'm in CA this week and completely butchered your South Korea story while telling it to a former Marine who served in the Philippines.  He was still able to appreciate the point I was trying to get across via a gallon of gin.

I wish I would have known.  You coulda asked him about LBFM's.  (Little Brown Fucking Machines)
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2010, 03:46:22 PM »
Happy birthday! What did you get as far as gifts go besides the rim job from Jumbo.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2010, 03:47:15 PM by Ranger12 »
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Tarheel

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2010, 05:07:50 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this...

No, no, no...you've gotten the emphasis all wrong!

"Hey, Jerry, YOU'LL ESPECIALLY appreciate this..."

I'm still offended.

Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:31:44 AM
You're scared?.......

Yeah, that one was offensive too...


Hate that I'm a day late on this one but Happy Birthday Brother Sani!
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The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

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