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Happy birthday
« on: September 16, 2010, 07:14:28 AM »
Happy birthday to Uncle Howard (a damn fine American). Have a good one.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2010, 07:17:37 AM »
Thanks fucker(s)
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2010, 07:28:03 AM »
Happy birthday, you fucking salty dog.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2010, 08:11:13 AM »
Happy Birthday Meat...

I wanna touch your face.....thrice.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2010, 09:01:02 AM »
Happy Happy!
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2010, 09:11:39 AM »
Happy 41st you dirty whore
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2010, 09:45:53 AM »
Happy BDay SANI!

Celebrate in AU Saturday by getting plastered....well, you were probably gonna do that anyway.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2010, 09:53:10 AM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 16, 2010, 09:45:53 AM
Happy BDay SANI!

Celebrate in AU Saturday by getting plastered....well, you were probably gonna do that anyway.

Negative.  I will be in the place that smells of urine.  aka Athens. 

Gonna see if I can get Hogwally to do a half gainer off some curb and gutter.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 10:09:15 AM »
Have a good one.  Stir the collards.  Kick a bulldog.

And remember: Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape. 

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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2010, 10:10:39 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:09:15 AM
Have a good one.  Stir the collards.  Kick a bulldog.

And remember: Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Sexy children.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2010, 10:27:35 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:10:39 AM
Sexy children.

Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this...
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2010, 10:31:44 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:27:35 AM
Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this...
You're scared?.......
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2010, 10:33:35 AM »
x's and o's from the left coast.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2010, 10:43:19 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 16, 2010, 10:31:44 AM
You're scared?.......

That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old.
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You can keep a wooden stake in your trunk
On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2010, 10:45:48 AM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on September 16, 2010, 10:43:19 AM
That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old.
Tears.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #15 on: September 16, 2010, 10:47:31 AM »
Happy Birthday fucker!!

May it be filled with fine booze and all the whores you can handle.  just make sure they are legal this time.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2010, 11:24:07 AM »
Happy Birthday you old shit.  I have prepared a fine game of midget horseshoes in honor of your Birthday.  Chad's going to drink champagne.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2010, 12:52:08 PM »
Quote from: AWK on September 16, 2010, 11:24:07 AM
Happy Birthday you old shit.  I have prepared a fine game of midget horseshoes in honor of your Birthday.  Chad's going to drink champagne.

Hells yeah!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2010, 04:03:11 PM »
Happy birthday, studmuffin.

XOXOOXOXO
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2010, 04:53:42 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 16, 2010, 04:03:11 PM
Happy birthday, studmuffin.

XOXOOXOXO

What she said
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