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Chizik speaking to the Students Video

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2010, 12:41:02 PM »
I have had it with all these gay hijacks.

Okay, I'll cut it out....but only because you're so freakin' hot.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2010, 12:56:03 PM »
Okay, I'll cut it out....but only because you're so freakin' hot.
Your warn meter is about to go to 10%, mister.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2010, 12:56:33 PM »
Do not tempt this man with your sausage.

Snaggle is right.

AWK is the Abe Froman of man meat.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2010, 12:59:31 PM »
Snaggle is right.

AWK is the Abe Froman of man meat.

He's the sausage king of Chicago?
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2010, 01:28:53 PM »
This why I love Auburn. Moments like this.

The "other" coach in the state has to chastise his fans to be "respectful" but our coach knows Auburn fans will already do that. He spends his time and energy building excitement among the students.

Good move, Chizik. Good move, sir.

I'm going to hate myself in the morning.......

The "other" coach in the state has to call special meetings for his fans to show up "all in" and make a strong showing for College Gameday, but our coach knows Alabama fans will already do that.

Someone's got to do it since yall ran Patrick off.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2010, 01:31:47 PM »
I'm going to hate myself in the morning.......

The "other" coach in the state has to call special meetings for his fans to show up "all in" and make a strong showing for College Gameday, but our coach knows Alabama fans will already do that.

Someone's got to do it since yall ran Patrick off.

I hate you tomorrow morning.
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My doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating.  I asked him why, and he said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2010, 01:34:56 PM »
I hate you tomorrow morning.

Why just tomorrow?
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2010, 01:40:06 PM »
AWK is Nordic?
They call me the Northman.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2010, 01:50:38 PM »
They call me the Northman.

What's in your wallet?
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2010, 01:57:57 PM »
What's in your wallet?
Not shit, I take donations though.
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Redskins cornerback DeAngelo Hall said, "Guys don't mind hitting Michael Vick in the open field, but when you see Cam, you have to think about how you're going to tackle him. He's like a big tight end coming at you."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #30 on: September 16, 2010, 02:13:21 PM »
Not shit, I take donations though.

Collecting like a sperm bank.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #31 on: September 16, 2010, 02:14:05 PM »
Do you realize we will play two team this year who have changed their mascot name for fear of ethnic insensitivity?  Arkansas State Red Wolves (Indians) and the Chattanooga Mocs, which is now named after the state bird(Mockingbird) and was changed from Moccasins with the mascot being Chief Moccanooga.  Pussies.

A little meaningless trivia with no relation to this thread or any other on a slow day. 
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #32 on: September 16, 2010, 02:15:55 PM »
Wait, I forgot that Ole Miss is a bunch of fucking pussies too.

Carry on.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #33 on: September 16, 2010, 02:17:33 PM »
Wait, I forgot that Ole Miss is a bunch of fucking pussies too.

Carry on.

Nah you were right.  It's only two cause they haven't even chosen another one yet.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #34 on: September 16, 2010, 02:18:42 PM »
Wait, I forgot that Ole Miss is a bunch of fucking pussies too.

Carry on.

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #35 on: September 16, 2010, 02:20:05 PM »
Nah you were right.  It's only two cause they haven't even chosen another one yet.

Don't trust him!...

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #36 on: September 16, 2010, 02:21:52 PM »


The General needs to shave his catfish whiskers.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #37 on: September 16, 2010, 02:26:25 PM »
Never happen. This would be far too insensitive to catfish, an already downtrodden species of fish and very underappreciated as one of the other white meats.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #38 on: September 16, 2010, 02:37:18 PM »
Never happen. This would be far too insensitive to catfish, an already downtrodden species of fish and very underappreciated as one of the other white meats.

I must have left my political correctness over in the SGA.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #39 on: September 16, 2010, 02:41:03 PM »
They call me the Northman.

Sitting on Peter North's lap once does not entitle you to this nickname.
The General needs to shave his catfish whiskers.

Show some respect.  This mutant is an admiral.
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