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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #60 on: September 17, 2010, 11:00:24 AM »
I had to get a friend to take my 9 year old to his game last Saturday while I was at the PSU game.  First game I wasn't at coaching our defense in 3 years.  My kid had 3 sacks and and forced a fumble in the endzone recovering it for a touchdown (his first).  The only Bama games I will attend (from now on) until he starts playing on friday nights will be during their off week or after the season. 

You're making the right decision.
I think that qualifies you for Father of the year in tuscaloosa.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #61 on: September 17, 2010, 11:05:47 AM »
I had to get a friend to take my 9 year old to his game last Saturday while I was at the PSU game.  First game I wasn't at coaching our defense in 3 years.  My kid had 3 sacks and and forced a fumble in the endzone recovering it for a touchdown (his first).  The only Bama games I will attend (from now on) until he starts playing on friday nights will be during their off week or after the season. 

You're making the right decision.

Has he hazed any of teammates yet?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #62 on: September 17, 2010, 11:17:14 AM »
He doesn't have a kid on the team. He just likes little boys.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #63 on: September 17, 2010, 11:19:10 AM »
I had to get a friend to take my 9 year old to his game last Saturday while I was at the PSU game.  First game I wasn't at coaching our defense in 3 years.  My kid had 3 sacks and and forced a fumble in the endzone recovering it for a touchdown (his first).  The only Bama games I will attend (from now on) until he starts playing on friday nights will be during their off week or after the season. 

You're making the right decision.

Thanks.  Two things.  I have no child on this team...I'm coaching for the fun of it.  I was warned, and made the commitment anyway.  I skipped a practice to watch the thurs. game.  I felt bad.  But I made a commitment.  So, I'm gonna keep it. 
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #64 on: September 17, 2010, 11:24:15 AM »
Thanks.  Two things.  I have no child on this team...I'm coaching for the fun of it.  I was warned, and made the commitment anyway. I skipped a practice to watch the thurs. game.  I felt bad.  But I made a commitment.  So, I'm gonna keep it.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #65 on: September 17, 2010, 11:36:46 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #66 on: September 17, 2010, 12:11:28 PM »


I guess this and Sani's are supposed to be funny.  I have a sense of humor, but somehow this just doesn't trigger it.   
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #67 on: September 17, 2010, 12:16:00 PM »
You have no sense of humor......... :poke:
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #68 on: September 17, 2010, 12:20:29 PM »
You have no sense of humor......... :poke:

Maybe it's the line of work I'm in, and the fact I'm getting ready to try a child rape case on Monday.   
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #69 on: September 17, 2010, 12:26:41 PM »
Maybe it's the line of work I'm in, and the fact I'm getting ready to try a child rape case on Monday.

You should go prepare for the tial and stop playing with all these juveniles on the intrawebs.  No go forth and incarcerate the scumbag.

Seriously..NOTHING worse than messing with a child.  Barbecue his ass!!!
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #70 on: September 17, 2010, 12:29:43 PM »
Lord have mercy, I certainly think this thread has gone off road. Also, JR burn that bitch with a torch and hang him by his balls.
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #71 on: September 17, 2010, 12:49:56 PM »
I guess this and Sani's are supposed to be funny.  I have a sense of humor, but somehow this just doesn't trigger it.

You know I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.  Didn't want to do it but felt like I owed it to them.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #72 on: September 17, 2010, 12:50:29 PM »
Seriously..NOTHING worse than messing with a child.  Barbecue his ass!!!
I'm confused - whose ass?
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #73 on: September 17, 2010, 12:51:54 PM »
You know I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.  Didn't want to do it but felt like I owed it to them.
True, if you consider a sentence to the gas chamber to be giving your girlfriend's older brother (the 10th grader) a "dutch oven"
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« Reply #74 on: September 17, 2010, 12:53:00 PM »
You know I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.  Didn't want to do it but felt like I owed it to them.

The world needs ditch diggers too Danny. 
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #75 on: September 17, 2010, 01:00:04 PM »
Where did it land?

Right in the lumber yard, Danny
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Re: Chizik speaking to the Students Video
« Reply #76 on: September 17, 2010, 01:33:44 PM »
Where did it land?

Right in the lumber yard, Danny
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