Pat Forde likes us against Clemson

[AUTailgatingRules]

Got my first blowjob in the front seat of my Fiat Spider convertible from a crazy band chick after a football game one night.  Did I mention this happened in the parking lot of my local golf course?  Oh how I miss high school.

[djsimp]

WTF ever.  No shame here.  NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense.  I am worth more - MUCH more - than that. 

Besides, by age 16?  I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.

When you say Piedmont, is that Texas or AL?

[Token]

When you say Piedmont, is that Texas or AL?

She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama.  You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets.  Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play.  If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel.  You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.

[JR4AU]

She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama.  You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets.  Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play.  If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel.  You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.

The voice of hard earned experience.

[Token]

The voice of hard earned experience.

Just a witness to the debauchery that is Ball Play, Alabama.  I always tell the victims (who are trying desperately to keep their lower intestines from falling out of their asshole) to drive down to Piedmont where they'll have better cell service.  Then I speed away and leave the mess for Calhoun.

[djsimp]

She means Alabama....and the problem with Piedmont, Alabama is it's proximity to Ball Play, Alabama.  You go heels to Jesus in a vehicle near Ball Play? The last thing you remember before being ass raped by Uncle Jed and his late night string dicked quartet is the sound of Banjos and crickets.  Seriously, you don't even pull your car off the side of the road near Ball Play.  If you have a flat tire, you drive that bitch on the rim to Hokes Bluff, Anniston or Centre, depending on your direction of travel.  You don't fuck around in Ball Play and remain an ass virgin.

Well, I grew up in Oneonta Al which is Southeast of there. Anything North of Cullman is questionable. I can remember playing teams like Piedmont and New Hope. Is Ball Play anywhere close to New Hope?

[Saniflush]

Ahhhhh. Memories of Marshall field in a dullie flat bed one ton are conjured up.

And the truck had the same description.

[AUTiger1]

Well, I grew up in Oneonta Al which is Southeast of there. Anything North of Cullman is questionable. I can remember playing teams like Piedmont and New Hope. Is Ball Play anywhere close to New Hope?

 

[djsimp]

If you're from that area then you know what I am talking about; especially the areas where the roads haven't been paved yet and they are considered County roads.

[AUTiger1]

If you're from that area then you know what I am talking about; especially the areas where the roads haven't been paved yet and they are considered County roads.

New Hope was one of our biggest rivals. 

[Godfather]

And butthole pleasures.

Don't forget those.

It's not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez.

[djsimp]

New Hope was one of our biggest rivals.

Yeah, I can remember getting rocked in my first game coming up from JV playing New Hope. We were whipping the piss out of NH and the coaches were letting the FR get some playing time. Dude hit me square in the ear hole.

[AUTiger1]

Yeah, I can remember getting rocked in my first game coming up from JV playing New Hope. We were whipping the piss out of NH and the coaches were letting the FR get some playing time. Dude hit me square in the ear hole.

They were some dirty bastards.

[Snaggletiger]

They were some dirty bastards.

New Hope...the Virginia Tech of North Alabama

[DnATL]

Got my first blowjob in the front seat of my Fiat Spider convertible

Yeah?  How'd that taste?

[JR4AU]

Yeah?  How'd that taste?

[AUChizad]

New Hope...the Virginia Tech of North Alabama

What do you expect from a football team named after the first installment of the Star Wars saga?

[Saniflush]

What do you expect from a football team named after the first installment of the Star Wars saga?

Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.

[Godfather]

Oh, what the fuck happened to this world? There's only one trilogy, you fucking morons.

Don't roll your eyes at ME, Admiral Jackbar!

yes I know it is a different movie