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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2010, 11:52:45 AM »
What are we watching?  I'll bring the :popcorn:
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2010, 12:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Keller on September 15, 2010, 10:54:37 AM
  Market research has shown that flicking bean is a sure stress reliever
No need to flick if you go all Clarence Carter.

Or Eddie Grant.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #42 on: September 15, 2010, 12:46:23 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 12:44:04 PM
No need to flick if you go all Clarence Carter.

Or Eddie Grant.

I stroke it to the east.  I stroke it to the west.  I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.

Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2010, 01:20:14 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 15, 2010, 11:28:57 AM
That is implied.

I mean seriously, its like she didn't know that already.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2010, 01:35:52 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
I stroke it to the east.  I stroke it to the west.  I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.

Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...

OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo SHIT!  Clarence Carter!
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2010, 01:47:47 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 12:46:23 PM
I stroke it to the east.  I stroke it to the west.  I stroke it to the woman that I love the best.

Oh, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter...
Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #46 on: September 15, 2010, 03:11:09 PM »
Quote from: Jumbo on September 15, 2010, 01:47:47 PM
Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?

I'll need you to define "love" and "car" please.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #47 on: September 15, 2010, 03:14:45 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 15, 2010, 03:11:09 PM
I'll need you to define "love" and "car" please.

Love = any exchange of your bodily fluids into a female's mouth

Car = obviously, he's talking about a 1982 DeLorean
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #48 on: September 15, 2010, 03:24:54 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 15, 2010, 03:14:45 PM
Love = any exchange of your bodily fluids into a female's mouth

Car = obviously, he's talking about a 1982 DeLorean

We were on the same page until you said DeLorean. The correct answer was: a 1984 Ford Ranger Alex.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #49 on: September 15, 2010, 03:37:34 PM »
Quote from: GH2001 on September 15, 2010, 03:24:54 PM
We were on the same page until you said DeLorean. The correct answer was: a 1984 Ford Ranger Alex.

What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?   
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #50 on: September 15, 2010, 03:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 15, 2010, 03:37:34 PM
What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?

In 1984...high class
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #51 on: September 15, 2010, 03:49:48 PM »
Quote from: Token on September 15, 2010, 03:37:34 PM
What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?

Only the Highest.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #52 on: September 15, 2010, 04:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 15, 2010, 03:47:07 PM
In 1984...high class
In 2010... any typical bama girl
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #53 on: September 15, 2010, 04:07:57 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on September 15, 2010, 01:35:52 PM
OOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo SHIT!  Clarence Carter!

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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #54 on: September 15, 2010, 04:08:07 PM »
I'd only have room in a Ford Ranger to get my freak on with myself.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #55 on: September 15, 2010, 04:08:37 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:03:59 PM
In 2010... any typical bama girl

...for free, or the most at the price of a bottle of Boones Farm.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #56 on: September 15, 2010, 04:09:52 PM »
Quote from: djsimp41 on September 15, 2010, 04:08:37 PM
...for free, or the most at the price of a bottle of Boones Farm.

that would be the "high class bammer girl"
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #57 on: September 15, 2010, 04:11:24 PM »
Don't be bustin' on Tickle Pink.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #58 on: September 15, 2010, 04:18:43 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on September 15, 2010, 04:09:52 PM
that would be the "high class bammer girl"

The Country Quencher is for the whipping of chin from the skeet skeet.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #59 on: September 15, 2010, 04:21:38 PM »
Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:03:59 PM
In 2010... any typical bama girl

I knew GF wouldn't let that softball float by.
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