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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2010, 02:24:51 PM »
That was your first time to see that?

Well yea.  I led a sheltered life.

Course I had to go back the next night to see if it happened again.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2010, 02:26:10 PM »
That was your first time to see that?
Thats an average night at the Snaggletiger home...course its usually Mrs. Snaggle doing the fisting as Snaggle just bends over with a tear in his eye.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2010, 02:26:43 PM »
Well yea.  I led a sheltered life.

Course I had to go back the next night to see if it happened again.
did it?
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2010, 02:27:12 PM »
Thats an average night at the Snaggletiger home...course its usually Mrs. Snaggle doing the fisting as Snaggle just bends over with a tear in his eye.

I'm way past the tears.  Now, it's all gravy.
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2010, 02:27:26 PM »


First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.

Ah....you always remember your first.
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« Reply #25 on: September 14, 2010, 02:29:14 PM »
did it?

Hells yeah.  I know for a fact that it happened for at least the next four nights.

It was science baby.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #26 on: September 14, 2010, 02:52:14 PM »
Duke's Nippa hut right outside the gates of Clark Air base to be more exact.

First time I ever saw a chick with a gorilla mask on, fist another chick.

Oh, man. I had a weekend.

We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.

You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.

It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.

I kinda felt bad for the horse!
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2010, 02:54:23 PM »
Oh, man. I had a weekend.

We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fuckin' a horse.

and you're thinking "Oh, a woman fuckin' a horse."

And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse

If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #28 on: September 14, 2010, 02:58:07 PM »
If I have to hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna "Yah Mo" burn this place to the ground.

I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #29 on: September 14, 2010, 03:14:15 PM »
I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."

You're gay for saying that.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2010, 03:24:00 PM »
You're gay for saying that.
Rich man gets off work, then buys stereo. Not after fucking brunch!
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #31 on: September 15, 2010, 01:12:07 AM »
Back on topic...

Jason Taylor is freaking HAWT.  Like unreal hot.  Smokin', even.

And Cam is just a younger version...

Think on THAT... I know I am!
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #32 on: September 15, 2010, 08:52:50 AM »
Back on topic...

Jason Taylor is freaking HAWT.  Like unreal hot.  Smokin', even.

And Cam is just a younger version...

Think on THAT... I know I am!

Did you get any sleep from your purring?
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #33 on: September 15, 2010, 10:06:18 AM »
Did you get any sleep from your purring?
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.
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« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2010, 10:07:53 AM »
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.

You should diddle yourself more often. 
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2010, 10:39:11 AM »
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.

sounds to me that you need to release some "energy".
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2010, 10:54:37 AM »
No, dammit.  One wasted fantasy... i am a hurting girl this morning - three consecutive days with no serious sleep to speak of.  Insomnia sucks.

  Market research has shown that flicking bean is a sure stress reliever
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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2010, 11:27:45 AM »
What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"????  You assholes are slipping.
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« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2010, 11:28:57 AM »
What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"????  You assholes are slipping.

That is implied.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Pat Forde likes us against Clemson
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2010, 11:52:15 AM »
What, no one threw in a "Can I watch?"????  You assholes are slipping.

So...you haven't noticed the cameras yet.  Awesome.
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