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Tiger Wench · « **Reply #60 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:24:09 PM »

Quote from: Jumbo on September 15, 2010, 01:47:47 PM

Have you ever made love in the back seat of a car?

I realize that this was a rhetorical question designed to illicit skeevey comments from the rest of the peanut gallery, but...

I may have parts of my past that upon reflection make me wince, but I can honestly say that no man has ever gotten past second base with me in a car, back seat or otherwise. Somehow that always seemed the height of skankiness to me. My own personal line in the sand, if you will, even at the height of sweaty teenage lust.

GH2001 · « **Reply #61 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:24:47 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 15, 2010, 03:37:34 PM

What class of female takes her clothing off in a 1984 Ford Ranger?

Oh ye of little faith......back in the early 90's, that was a pussy getter. I didn't say it was good pussy - keep that in mind.

Godfather · « **Reply #62 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:27:24 PM »

Quote from: Token on September 15, 2010, 04:21:38 PM

I knew GF wouldn't let that softball float by.

You struck out the 2 batters before me.

Godfather · « **Reply #63 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:29:19 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 04:24:09 PM

I realize that this was a rhetorical question designed to illicit skeevey comments from the rest of the peanut gallery, but...

I may have parts of my past that upon reflection make me wince, but I can honestly say that no man has ever gotten past second base with me in a car, back seat or otherwise. Somehow that always seemed the height of skankiness to me. My own personal line in the sand, if you will, even at the height of sweaty teenage lust.

Fuck and I considered you worldly in the ways of teh sex. You haven't experienced anything until you've had a stick shift stuck in your ass.

WEAK sauce Wench. Your stock dropped a bit.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #64 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:37:08 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:29:19 PM

Fuck and I considered you worldly in the ways of teh sex. You haven't experienced anything until you've had a stick shift stuck in your ass.

WEAK sauce Wench. Your stock dropped a bit.

Yay - a stick up the ass. See what that got Taylor?

I stand defiant in the face of your scorn. I am very proud of the fact that I did not lose my virginity in the front seat of any Piedmonster's pickup truck like the rest of the cheerleader squad.

Not to mention that by the time I got really into fooling around, I had my own apartment - to hell with cars, give me a Serta... Not my fault the rest of you losers were too broke or desperate.

Godfather · « **Reply #65 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:39:20 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 04:37:08 PM

Yay - a stick up the ass. See what that got Taylor?

I stand defiant in the face of your scorn. I am very proud of the fact that I did not lose my virginity in the front seat of any Piedmonster's pickup truck like the rest of the cheerleader squad.

Not to mention that by the time I got really into fooling around, I had my own apartment - to hell with cars, give me a Serta... Not my fault the rest of you losers were too broke or desperate.

weak

wesfau2 · « **Reply #66 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:41:41 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:39:20 PM

weak

Indeed.

At 16 anything before 10pm had to be taken care of off the parents' premises. If no friend could come off a spare room or a family condo...it was the car...or the beach. Less sand in the ass in my car.

After 10pm, all was well in my house. Parents safely tucked away upstairs and I could come and go as I pleased. Pun definitely intended.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #67 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:47:18 PM »

Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85. Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.

Godfather · « **Reply #68 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 04:47:18 PM

Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85. Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.

and by "we" I can assume you mean you and your hand.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #69 on:** September 15, 2010, 04:53:59 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 15, 2010, 04:49:46 PM

and by "we" I can assume you mean you and your hand.

Look, I'm a big guy. Only so many people can fit in the back of a Nova.

AUJarhead · « **Reply #70 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:02:11 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 04:47:18 PM

Montgomery Alabama...Jet Drive In for Cheesy XXX....backseat of a 77' Chevy Nova...2 bottles of Boones Farm Tickle Pink/Kountry Kwencher that we purcahsed from the little backwoods grocer at the Waugh exit off I-85. Yes, I was a cheap date at 17.

When you said the car was broken down, you really weren't lying. Good job!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #71 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:04:17 PM »

Quote from: AUJarhead on September 15, 2010, 05:02:11 PM

When you said the car was broken down, you really weren't lying. Good job!

It had a bad ass AM radio

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #72 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:10:26 PM »

WTF ever. No shame here. NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense. I am worth more - MUCH more - than that.

Besides, by age 16? I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.

wesfau2 · « **Reply #73 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Tiger Wench on September 15, 2010, 05:10:26 PM

WTF ever. No shame here. NO WAY was I going to give some fuckhead in Piedmont the chance for some Monday morning bragging rights at my expense. I am worth more - MUCH more - than that.

Besides, by age 16? I more than knew how to take care of things myself with infinitely more skill than some hormonal teenage dickhead with fumble fingers.

That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #74 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:23:31 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 05:17:00 PM

That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.

If the hangnail fits...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #75 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:23:58 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 05:17:00 PM

That's Mr. Hormonal Teenage Dickhead to you, missy.

It's all about respect

wesfau2 · « **Reply #76 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:27:31 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 05:23:58 PM

It's all about respect

And butthole pleasures.

Don't forget those.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #77 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:27:59 PM »

So J...since it certanly takes 2 to dance the tube steak boogie in the back seat, are you implying that all these girls that succumbed to our rapier wit, irresistable charm...and Boone's farm...were skanky whores?

Why ah nevah!

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #78 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:28:41 PM »

Quote from: wesfau2 on September 15, 2010, 05:27:31 PM

And butthole pleasures.

Don't forget those.

Nobody doesn't like butthole pleasures

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #79 on:** September 15, 2010, 05:38:35 PM »

Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 15, 2010, 05:27:59 PM

So J...since it certanly takes 2 to dance the tube steak boogie in the back seat, are you implying that all these girls that succumbed to our rapier wit, irresistable charm...and Boone's farm...were skanky whores?

Why ah nevah!

Actually, you probably did nevah...

No - not all were skanky whores, I am sure, although if they went out with you losers, they definitely had self-esteem issues. Lots of girls I know had sex in cars and went on to be productive members of society. I just elected not to be counted in that group (the sex in cars part, not the productive members of society part). Just a personal choice.

In my tiny little town, you could fart while sitting on your own couch and the phone would ring and someone would ask how you liked the Reuben sandwich you had for lunch. And with my dad being prominent, a big fish in a little pond, I knew that people would waste no time getting "sex in a car" right back to him. And he raised me better than that.

It was all about the respect, yo.

So I waited until Auburn to get my sex on.