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Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
« Reply #20 on: September 17, 2010, 08:42:32 AM »
Brent: "Kirk, it looks as though Rainey is already hitting the oxygen and we haven't even had the first play"

Kirk: "No Brent, I think that is a Humidor".
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« Reply #21 on: September 17, 2010, 08:50:15 AM »
I think that guy's smoking on the field.

I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours. What a bloody shambles that was. You could smell the stink all the way back in bloody Wales.
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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« Reply #22 on: September 17, 2010, 09:28:39 AM »
I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl disaster of yours. What a bloody shambles that was. You could smell the stink all the way back in bloody Wales.

That'll do, pig. That'll do.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #23 on: September 17, 2010, 09:33:01 AM »
oh le oh le oh le oh le
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Re: I'll chomp on dat ass
« Reply #24 on: September 17, 2010, 11:24:20 AM »
Chicks dig scars
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« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2010, 11:28:20 AM »
Wild yam.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2010, 11:30:06 AM »
Winners always want the ball
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« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2010, 11:34:03 AM »
Man, I'm going to go sit with the deaf kid.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2010, 11:36:48 AM »
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.
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« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2010, 11:39:18 AM »
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.

the fact you knew they were quoting that movie should question your ...wait, nevermind.
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« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2010, 11:39:45 AM »
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.
Fuck you, why do you hate Ted?

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« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2010, 11:40:41 AM »
The fact that you guys are quoting The Replacements, A Keanu Reeves shitfest film that was almost as bad as twilight, means that your movie quoting abilities are banned for at least a day.

The fact it has Brooke Langton in it makes it ok.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2010, 11:49:03 AM »
Thank you Sani.  She was beyond hawt in that film and I always dreamed of having a little yam rubbed in the right places.
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« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2010, 11:59:26 AM »
Thank you Sani.  She was beyond hawt in that film and I always dreamed of having a little yam rubbed in the right places.

mashed or whole.

marshmallow cream too?
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« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2010, 12:02:38 PM »
mashed or whole.

marshmallow cream too?

You did see the movie, right?  You do know this woman is the master rubber of teh yams, don't you?
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« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2010, 12:05:49 PM »
Fuck you, why do you hate Ted?
Bill. S. Preston Esquire, III rules.
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« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2010, 12:53:41 PM »
You did see the movie, right?  You do know this woman is the master rubber of teh yams, don't you?

never saw it.  bill and ted's excellent adventure told me all i needed to know.   
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« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2010, 12:59:09 PM »
never saw it.  bill and ted's excellent adventure told me all i needed to know.

Oooohh...you don't know what you're missing.  Keanu has definitely progressed as an actor and a.....

Oh what the hell am I saying?  He's the sux!!!  But, this movie is pretty damn funny and not because of him.
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« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2010, 01:06:06 PM »
Oooohh...you don't know what you're missing.  Keanu has definitely progressed as an actor and a.....

Oh what the hell am I saying?  He's the sux!!!  But, this movie is pretty damn funny and not because of him.

Worth it for the Carlin candids.
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« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2010, 01:26:34 PM »
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