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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2010, 12:00:51 AM »
They douche shall inherit the earth
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2010, 07:43:41 AM »
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2010, 08:01:47 AM »
Quote from: AUJarhead on September 14, 2010, 07:43:41 AM
This is the kind of lawyer we get in St Louis...

http://brownlawoffice.com/ed.html



WTF?????

Is this guy also a client?


Dan Brown:  "Hey Ed it's gonna be another couple of months before that workers comp claim pays off and we can't afford to keep fronting you advances."

Ed: "How about I handle your criminal and traffic court cases until I get my settlement and my job at Long John Silver's comes through?"
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #43 on: September 14, 2010, 08:43:01 AM »
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #44 on: September 14, 2010, 08:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2010, 08:43:01 AM
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Me hearty, we can grandly share me Grog and me pieces o' eight
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #45 on: September 14, 2010, 09:18:10 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2010, 08:43:01 AM
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

hahahahahahahahaha...funny shit dude...
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #46 on: September 14, 2010, 09:53:18 AM »
Quote from: Buzz Killington on September 14, 2010, 08:43:01 AM
Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

I'll bet his demand letters read like this:

Dear Allstate Insurance,

My client, your insured, does hereby submit its demand that you SURRENDER THE BOOTY!  Failure to do so within ten (10) days of the date of this letter will result in YOUR SALTY CARCASS GETTING KEEL HAULED!

Please govern yourself accordingly.

Regards,
Pirate Laywer (No Mike Leach)
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #47 on: September 14, 2010, 10:07:01 AM »
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #48 on: September 14, 2010, 10:08:45 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 10:07:01 AM
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.



HAHAHAHA! Dude that shit is F.U.N.N.Y!
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #49 on: September 14, 2010, 10:14:31 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 10:07:01 AM
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.



 :clap:
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2010, 10:23:07 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 10:07:01 AM
Maybe he can include a picture with the letter.



i hear he represents long john silvers.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2010, 11:57:40 AM »
Aaarrgh!!!!
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2010, 11:57:48 AM »
jr4au, your points have been updated.  I also noticed I had a calculated your yearly total wrong.  You now have a total of 109 points for the year (58 and 51) which puts you in 3rd place
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2010, 12:31:42 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 14, 2010, 11:57:48 AM
jr4au, your points have been updated.  I also noticed I had a calculated your yearly total wrong.  You now have a total of 109 points for the year (58 and 51) which puts you in 3rd place

You're the man!
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2010, 12:40:19 PM »
Quote from: AUTailgatingRules on September 14, 2010, 11:57:48 AM
jr4au, your points have been updated.  I also noticed I had a calculated your yearly total wrong.  You now have a total of 109 points for the year (58 and 51) which puts you in 3rd place

I vote he doesn't get his points.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2010, 12:49:48 PM »
I need more points.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #56 on: September 14, 2010, 12:51:19 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 14, 2010, 12:49:48 PM
I need more points.

I would have thought the one formed by your upper cranium area would have been enough?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #57 on: September 14, 2010, 12:54:20 PM »
give him the points.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #58 on: September 14, 2010, 01:01:18 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 14, 2010, 12:51:19 PM
I would have thought the one formed by your upper cranium area would have been enough?

Nature hid his shame for a while...then she gave up.

He resorted to artificial means, but the hat was taken from him.

He is a beaten man, must we kick him while he's down?  Yes.  Yes, we must.
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Re: Battle For The Crown Week 2 Results
« Reply #59 on: September 14, 2010, 01:21:03 PM »
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