Lawyers that Carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
I'll bet his demand letters read like this:
Dear Allstate Insurance,
My client, your insured, does hereby submit its demand that you SURRENDER THE BOOTY! Failure to do so within ten (10) days of the date of this letter will result in YOUR SALTY CARCASS GETTING KEEL HAULED!
Please govern yourself accordingly.
Regards,
Pirate Laywer (No Mike Leach)