"We've had a few staph infections, so we did a clinic yesterday on proper shower technique and soap and using a rag," Dooley said. "We put some new rags in -- y'all think I'm kidding, but I'm serious."We had, I told them, the worst shower discipline of any team I've ever been around. So we talked a little bit about application of soap to the rag and making sure you hit all your body. You know, you can neglect it trying to cut corners, and it shows in how you practice and elsewhere. I'm hoping we show some improvement in that."
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/ward/2010/09/dooley-quoted-hitting-the-showers.htmlI've always had a strong dislike for UT, but Dooley is making it hard for me to continue my hatred. I think the man will turn that program around if given the time.
so we did a clinic yesterday on proper shower technique and soap and using a rag," Dooley said.
No wonder they are getting staph if they are using rags. Washcloths are probably better. Rags. Man, is that Southern speak or WHAT!! My grandmothers used to say that.
and "hose pipe".Fuck a "garden hose".
Future lessons include learning how to wipe your ass correctly and also brushing your teeth with an actual toothbrush and not your finger.
His next task is to teach them to line their helmets up correctly during warmups.
A crunk grill needs special care.
<---- Can we get that smiley/emoticon back. I need it especially after reading this line.
Wiping your ass 101. The first issue is deciding the direction.Crack to balls...orBalls to crack?Class? Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...Next, fold the tissue over in squares or wadded up?Class?
Crack to balls...orBalls to crack?Class? Anyone....anyone....Bueller, Bueller...
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