Game Day

[AUTiger1]

I am going on record as saying that I won't get shit accomplished at work today. The clock is moving slow.  I can't wait to get out of here.

[djsimp]

I am going on record as saying that I won't get shit accomplished at work today. The clock is moving slow.  I can't wait to get out of here.

No kidding. My bathroom breaks will be at an all-time high today. I..must..overcome!

[Saniflush]

I've already planned my escape by 1530. 

[MarkChand]

I am going on record as saying that I won't get shit accomplished at work today. The clock is moving slow.  I can't wait to get out of here.

I heard that. Not a lot will be accomplished here today either. If bourbon was allowed in the office I think the creeping
time would be more tolerable.

[JR4AU]

I am as pumped about a game vs the drooling mutt hoard as I have ever been.  Fuck the dogs...WAR DAMN EAGLE!. 

[AUTiger1]

I heard that. Not a lot will be accomplished here today either. If bourbon was allowed in the office I think the creeping
time would be more tolerable.

Agree. 

[AUChizad]

Why cant you?  Haven't you already turned in your notice?  That seems like a natural game on to me.

I had actually type that as the second half of the post, but then erased it.

I think I might hit up the package store at lunch

[AUChizad]

Yeah don't make me report you...


Actually this wore on me last night.  Last year a JHS I made a point of having the cowbells behind me confiscated and the mooU fans eventually thrown out.  I feel powerless this year.

Actually, doesn't MSU lose their cowbell rights (and I'm assuming in-game penalties will be applied), if the cowbells are rung while the opposing offense is running plays?

Auburn fans should bring cowbells and ring the hell out of them.

[War Eagle!!!]

Actually, doesn't MSU lose their cowbell rights (and I'm assuming in-game penalties will be applied), if the cowbells are rung while the opposing offense is running plays?

Auburn fans should bring cowbells and ring the hell out of them.

Nope. It is just a very small fine by the SEC office. It's like $5,000 for the first offense. I don't think that will deter the fans...

[AWK]

I have been at work for two hours and accomplished nothing.  It's time to fucking party.

[AUJarhead]

If bourbon was allowed in the office I think the creeping time would be more tolerable.

I've been asking for my client to install a Jack-and-Coke machine, but my requests fall on deaf ears.

[chinook]

I have been at work for two hours, charged my client $500/hr and accomplished nothing.  It's time to fucking party.  Steve, you got the whips and leather out?

fixt.

war fucking eagle!

[Snaggletiger]

Auburn fans will be out in force..with vuvuzelas.

[AUTiger1]

Auburn fans will be out in force..with vuvuzelas.

That would be awesome.

[chinook]

Auburn fans will be out in force..with vuvuzelas.

is vuvuzelas plural for vulva?  if so, i'll be tooting my wife's vulva after a win.  vying for the tri-fecta...and i can't tell you the third part.  don't want to jinx.

[Snaggletiger]

is vuvuzelas plural for vulva?  if so, i'll be tooting my wife's vulva after a win.  vying for the tri-fecta...and i can't tell you the third part.  don't want to jinx.

Damn son, I like the way you think.

[Godfather]

WHATTA WE WANT?

[MarkChand]

Alright, stop me if you've heard this...

Two Mississippi State Rednecks are sitting at the game. Right in front of them is Bully, the MSU bulldog mascot. Bully raises
his leg and starts lickin' his balls.

One neck to the other, "Don't you wish you could do that?"

Neck 2, "Hell no man, do you know that dog would bite you!"

[Buzz Killington]

TD

[JR4AU]

WHAT'S THAT?