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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2010, 11:21:04 AM »
We are Cam-ily.
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2010, 12:32:02 PM »
I am playing    "cam-city"   He builds it, godzilla it-and re-builds it.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2010, 01:08:56 PM »
Bitchin' CAMaro
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2010, 01:12:53 PM »
Of course, CAMouflage was named after Newton.  Now you see him...now you don't.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2010, 01:48:46 PM »
Cam has found the end of pi.
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2010, 01:50:27 PM »
Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2010, 01:50:56 PM »
In Cam We Trust
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2010, 01:51:40 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2010, 01:50:56 PM
In Cam We Trust


and then there are those that do disappoint.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2010, 01:51:55 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on September 08, 2010, 01:50:27 PM
Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.

What's a ping ping paddle?
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2010, 01:53:49 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on September 08, 2010, 01:51:40 PM

and then there are those that do disappoint.

Oh, this isn't the Cam Newton T-Shirt Slogan thread?
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2010, 02:00:50 PM »
Cam is love. God is love. Cam is God.
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"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you? 'Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still. You understand? You play fast! You play strong! You go out there and dominate the man you're playing against, and you make his ass quit! That's our trademark! That's our M.O.... as a team! That's what people know us as!" ~ Nick Saban

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2010, 02:02:18 PM »
Freekishly tall Newton-Cat sees for milz an milz
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2010, 02:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on September 08, 2010, 01:51:55 PM
What's a ping ping paddle?
A ping-pong paddle with only one side?
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2010, 02:18:04 PM »
If Newton wore one of those a midriff-bearing short jersey from the 80's era, it would be a CAMisole
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2010, 02:33:11 PM »
Cam Newton invented "Big Johnson" t-shirts.  He frowned upon the "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear" shirt because Cam doesn't ride the Hershey Highway.
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2010, 02:37:07 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on September 08, 2010, 02:33:11 PM
Cam Newton invented "Big Johnson" t-shirts.  He frowned upon the "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear" shirt because Cam doesn't ride the Hershey Highway.

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2010, 02:54:30 PM »
Obama withdrew the combat troops from the Middle East because he's sending Cam Newton over after football season, and didn't want them to get in Cam's way. 
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2010, 03:02:49 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on September 08, 2010, 01:50:27 PM
Some of you people never fail to disappoint me.
Awww, thanks...wait...
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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2010, 03:10:47 PM »
These from Al.com....


Will his tears cure Tim Tebow's cancer?

If Newton, Chuck Norris and Tebow were locked in a cage with a 12-foot grizzly bear, who would kill the bear first?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Cam Newton Facts
« Reply #39 on: September 08, 2010, 03:18:07 PM »
These are so cheesy, I almost CAMenberet it.
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