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Those of y'all in relationships...
« on: September 06, 2010, 04:06:15 PM »
I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 05:01:19 PM »
Or you can slap a bitch.  Or guy.  Whatever it is you're into.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 06:16:32 PM »
I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 07:59:10 PM »
I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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Or you can learn to be wrong and still get laid.  Or you can be right and yank your own monkey,  Take your pick
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 09:24:11 PM »
Happy Wife, Happy Life.

BTW.... I think I was sitting within' 10' of you Saturday night.  I was in Section 41 Row 18.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2010, 10:31:12 PM »
Happy Wife, Happy Life.

BTW.... I think I was sitting within' 10' of you Saturday night.  I was in Section 41 Row 18.

Yep. Section 42 Row 19.

Do you have those seats all year? My girlfriend and I have two tickets there but she'll be out of town for the 1st two home games so I'll have a friend with me for the Clemson game as well.


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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2010, 10:34:04 PM »
Isn't there a new wee one in the house?  Hormones are the third wheel.  This too shall pass.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2010, 10:36:11 PM »
Isn't there a new wee one in the house?  Hormones are the third wheel.  This too shall pass.

Nope not in my house...at least I hope there isn't one!

We've been dating for about 5 years now...probably proposing sometime this year. So I've got a little while til we do the kids thing.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2010, 10:37:11 PM »
Yep. Section 42 Row 19.

Do you have those seats all year? My girlfriend and I have two tickets there but she'll be out of town for the 1st two home games so there will be somebody else there with me for the Clemson game as well.

We'll be in those seats again for SC.  I'll be somewhere else for the Clemson game.  Section 101 Row 3 I think...
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2010, 12:23:31 AM »
Or you can learn to be wrong and still get laid.  Or you can be right and yank your own monkey,  Take your pick

This man speaks nothing but truth.  Listen to him and take those words in.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2010, 07:16:32 AM »
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy silence.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2010, 07:18:43 AM »
I see two things that do not go together.....


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I'm starting to understand the phrase "You can be right or you can be happy. You can't be both."
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We've been dating for about 5 years now...probably proposing sometime this year. So I've got a little while til we do the kids thing.



I say tell her to hit the bricks but that's just me.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2010, 10:08:39 AM »
Happy Wife, Happy Life.

BTW.... I think I was sitting within' 10' of you Saturday night.  I was in Section 41 Row 18.

You were also sitting with me and djsimp (Section 41)......we would have been the 2 crazy SOB's hollering like we had drank too much....because we had drank too much. We were scaring kids and shit.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2010, 04:19:18 PM »
I say tell her to hit the bricks but that's just me.

Take it from a seasoned veteran.

I get older, they stay the same age.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2010, 05:09:24 PM »
A wise man once said "they are all fucking crazy" and "Snakes".
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2010, 06:33:00 PM »
Bitches be crazy.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2010, 09:05:01 AM »
Women be shoppin
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2010, 10:07:12 AM »

We've been dating for about 5 years now...probably proposing sometime this year. So I've got a little while til we do the kids thing.


If you feel this way after 5 years of dating, move on. It only gets worse. It's better to find a new one and spend less time making a decision to marry and more time getting to know the person. By the time you truly know the person you have married, you have reached an age of maturity that many of the things that bothered you as a young man, are not that big of a deal anymore. It sure makes a marriage less stressful.

If you really want to hit it rich, find a hot chick that has been treated poorly by an ex-husband and then just be decent. You will be so much better than the last guy that happiness will be spread around willfully.

But to marry someone after five years just because it is the "next step", is foolish. Been there, done that. Have the ripped/cut up t-shirts to prove it.
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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2010, 10:16:41 AM »
Women be shoppin

My wife was trying to covince me that she wasn't that bad, b/c in her words:
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I have never paid full price for anything, if it's not on sale I refuse to buy it.
  I told her that was great and I appreciate that she bargain shops, but must she by the whole damned store?  Jesus de Christo, how many pairs of shoes can one person own?
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It isn't that liberals are ignorant. It's just they know so much that isn't so. --Ronald Reagan

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Re: Those of y'all in relationships...
« Reply #19 on: September 09, 2010, 10:19:24 AM »
The first problem I see here is that you are letting her wear shoes.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."