Those of y'all in relationships...

[AUsweetheart]

Once again.  Not anything I am concerned about.

Nor I, Dillard's is having a shoe sale.

[AUsweetheart]

I heard that.

Don't let them give you any shit snaggle...you've paid your dues...you are almost done.....er

Fuck it, just take it.

[Godfather]

All kidding aside.  Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do?  I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.

I didn't realize that Hardee's paid that much more than Sheriff.

[Token]

I didn't realize that Hardee's paid that much more than Sheriff.

You'd be amazed what a high school diploma can do.

But seriously, I may have spoken too soon about the internet grounding.  I just fucking ruined about a 5 foot section of hard wood flooring with burning shoe polish.  Ladies, if I go buy a throw rug to place over the said section of hard wood, do you think my wife would wonder why I placed it there?  Or would she just be happy that I bought a rug to match the furniture? 

Quickly.  I only have a few hours before she gets home. 

[Tiger Wench]

Once again.  Not anything I am concerned about.

This thread is about those of us in relationships.  You are single, live alone, and have a barely legal on again off again who is too stupid to realize that giving a boat to get an engagement ring = I ain't never gonna marry you so you might as well move on.

So by all means, keep your toilet seat up and the lotion and Kleenex handy. 

Although, I will point out that you cleaned the shitter when you knew I would be spending the night, and the lid was in the down position every time I went in there.  So you talk a good internet game, but...

Oooh.  Look, Sweets!! Jimmy Choo's!! 

[Tiger Wench]

You'd be amazed what a high school diploma can do.

But seriously, I may have spoken too soon about the internet grounding.  I just fucking ruined about a 5 foot section of hard wood flooring with burning shoe polish.  Ladies, if I go buy a throw rug to place over the said section of hard wood, do you think my wife would wonder why I placed it there?  Or would she just be happy that I bought a rug to match the furniture? 

Quickly.  I only have a few hours before she gets home.

Burning shoe polish?  The fuck???   

And yes to both questions.  She will be happy you bought a rug that matches the furniture, and you will still have your dick in a vice for ruining the floor.

[Token]

Burning shoe polish?  The fuck???   

Was trying to get the last bit of goodness off the sides.

And yes to both questions.  She will be happy you bought a rug that matches the furniture, and you will still have your dick in a vice for ruining the floor.

Imma tell her she should just be happy I didn't burn the house down.  For a split second, I really thought that was a realistic option.

And just a heads up, don't pour water on burning shoe polish. 

[AUTiger1]

I have done something sorta similar, but not burning shoe polish.  Damn, you're tight wad, should have bought another can......anywho.  TW is correct, she will be happy that you bought a rug that matches the furniture, but that will soon be replaced with your life being totally fucked for a few days.  Just trust me on this one.

Imma tell her she should just be happy I didn't burn the house down.

That shit will fly over real good!


Where is Aubie16, he hasn't made a comment since starting the thread?

[Token]

Ok, I'm going to buy enough cleaning materials to get flagged by the FBI.  If my account is deleted sometime this evening, you'll know why.

Good luck against the angry cowbells.

[Saniflush]

This thread is about those of us in relationships.  You are single, live alone, and have a barely legal on again off again who is too stupid to realize that giving a boat to get an engagement ring = I ain't never gonna marry you so you might as well move on.

So by all means, keep your toilet seat up and the lotion and Kleenex handy. 

Although, I will point out that you cleaned the shitter when you knew I would be spending the night, and the lid was in the down position every time I went in there.  So you talk a good internet game, but...

Oooh.  Look, Sweets!! Jimmy Choo's!!

Not my fault you used the bathroom after Carl.  Probably to ensure proper placement of the lid.

[Jumbo]

All kidding aside.  Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do?  I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.

My wife makes a lot more money than I do. I guess running Karaoke's not a great career choice.

[Token]

Thanks to ancient Chinamen and their vinegar, I now have clean floors.  I can now cook all the cleaning supplies into a beautiful speed laced stew.  Of course, I'll have to use the batteries out of the television remote, but fuck it.  That's why I have kids. 

[Godfather]

My wife makes a lot more money than I do. I guess running Karaoke's not a great career choice.

She married you for your good lucks and hot body.  well at least your funny

[Jumbo]

She married you for your good lucks and hot body.  well at least your funny

Joke's on her.

[Saniflush]

Joke's on her.

Yea.  He's not lucky.

[Tiger Wench]

Thanks to ancient Chinamen and their vinegar, I now have clean floors.  I can now cook all the cleaning supplies into a beautiful speed laced stew.  Of course, I'll have to use the batteries out of the television remote, but fuck it.  That's why I have kids.

I am still betting you get in trouble even tho you cleaned it up.

[Tiger Wench]

Not my fault you used the bathroom after Carl.  Probably to ensure proper placement of the lid.

Oh honey, I don't use the bathroom for at least a good half hour after Carl.

[JR4AU]