Those of y'all in relationships...

[Token]

The first problem I see here is that you are letting her wear shoes.

If the kitchen floors are clean, no shoes are required. 

[Saniflush]

If the kitchen floors are clean, no shoes are required.

Well she should be spending enough time on her knees to ensure they are.

[Token]

And if you marry the cute girl from the poor abusive family, her standards for you won't be that high.  Neither will her family's. 

So, if some asshole cuts you off on your drive home, you can slap the taste out of her mouth as soon as you walk in the door and she won't call the cops.  Hell, if you slap her less than 5 times a month, you'll probably get a hummer as a reward for being such a great husband. 

[Hogwally]

My wife was trying to covince me that she wasn't that bad, b/c in her words:   I told her that was great and I appreciate that she bargain shops, but must she by the whole damned store?  Jesus de Christo, how many pairs of shoes can one person own?

     My wife's favorite saying after a shopping trip: "Guess how much I saved!"  No matter how many times I try to explain it to her, she just doesn't get that just because something has a $400 price tag on it, that doesn't mean it's really worth $400.  And if it's marked down to $29, then it's probably actually worth $19.

[Tiger Wench]

Jesus de Christo, how many pairs of shoes can one person own?

How big does your tv need to be?  How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?

Women like shoes.  Men like electronics.  If this is the biggest fight you have, then you are lucky.  Get over the shoe thing.  It's a stupid argument - we can buy a hundred pairs of shoes for what one 58 inch tv costs.  It all evens out in the end.  Unless you are on the verge of bankruptcy, let it the fuck go.  Argue about something important, like putting the motherfucking toilet seat down...

[AUsweetheart]

How big does your tv need to be?  How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?

Women like shoes.  Men like electronics.  If this is the biggest fight you have, then you are lucky.  Get over the shoe thing.  It's a stupid argument - we can buy a hundred pairs of shoes for what one 58 inch tv costs.  It all evens out in the end.  Unless you are on the verge of bankruptcy, let it the fuck go.  Argue about something important, like putting the motherfucking toilet seat down...

What she said.

[Saniflush]

How big does your tv need to be?  How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?

Women like shoes.  Men like electronics.  If this is the biggest fight you have, then you are lucky.  Get over the shoe thing.  It's a stupid argument - we can buy a hundred pairs of shoes for what one 58 inch tv costs.  It all evens out in the end.  Unless you are on the verge of bankruptcy, let it the fuck go.  Argue about something important, like putting the motherfucking toilet seat down. up..

[AWK]

[wesfau2]

This guy knows.

Women need it down, so they should put it down.

I need it up, so I always pick it up.

Ain't that Gloria Steinem some kind of bitch for pushing this whole equality bit?

[AUsweetheart]

Well she should be spending enough time on her knees to ensure they are.

What you guys will never understand..pretty .new shoes? They put you in the mood to spend some time on your knees.

But by all means...keep fucking it up.

[Saniflush]

What you guys will never understand..pretty .new shoes? They put you in the mood to spend some time on your knees.

But by all means...keep fucking it up.

What ya'll don't understand is I'll just move on to the next one.


Don't hate on me because I want the toilet seat up so I can see when you need to clean it.

[Token]

All kidding aside.  Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do?  I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order. 

[AWK]

All kidding aside.  Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a shit ton more than they do?  I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.

Don't you miss the 1950's?  This is bullshit.

[AUTiger1]

How big does your tv need to be?  How many speakers do you need to have the ultimate surround sound?

Only if she could argue that point.  She pushed as hard as I did for the new TV and surround sound. In her words just the other day:

I don't know how I watched TV, before we had Hi-Def and a DVR

Toilet seat down shouldn't be an argument if you have separate bathrooms.  I have mine and she has hers.

[AUsweetheart]

What ya'll don't understand is I'll just move on to the next one.


Don't hate on me because I want the toilet seat up so I can see when you need to clean it.

No hate, sugar. But maybe you should spend more time looking to improve your aim.

[AUTiger1]

All kidding aside.  Am I the only person here who has a wife who makes a poop ton more than they do?  I must be, because if I ever say anything about how much she spends on a shopping trip, I'm reminded of exactly where I fall in the pecking order.

Snaggle?  Is that you?

[Saniflush]

No hate, sugar. But maybe you should spend more time looking to improve your aim.

Once again.  Not anything I am concerned about. 

[Token]

Snaggle?  Is that you?

I haven't been grounded from the internet yet. 

[Saniflush]

I haven't been grounded from the internet yet.

zing.

[Snaggletiger]

I heard that.