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Return of the Smoke Nazis

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Return of the Smoke Nazis
« on: March 06, 2008, 06:37:03 PM »
Yes, the Smoke Nazis are marching again:

http://www.startribune.com/local/16261261.html

I like this innovative idea of trying to get around the smoke ban but, unfortunately, the authorities were not amused by the would-be thespians.
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When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2008, 01:50:15 AM »
I like where there head is at fuck the man :vn:
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2008, 07:38:53 AM »
Another chapter from the pleasure police.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2008, 10:24:59 AM »
Another chapter from the pleasure police.

You just wait 'till Queen Hillary sinks her talons into everything.  "Misery spread equally" will become the standard.
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2008, 01:21:18 PM »
You just wait 'till Queen Hillary sinks her talons into everything.  "Misery spread equally" will become the standard.



Scary pictures!   I thought that it was Halloween already!
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2008, 01:36:02 PM »
Former smoker.  Current officer in the Smoke Nazi SS. 

It happens.
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #6 on: March 09, 2008, 11:26:57 PM »
I don't like smokers. Used to be one. But I did not light up wherever and whenever I wanted. If the place says no smoking, keep your damn smoke to yourself. Go sit in your car with the windows up. Some redneck bitch lit up at the pall park the other day. A no smoking park. But she decided to stand beside the batting cage with a lit one in her hand and coach the kids. Did she think the kids would be OK because she was outside the fence. I mean chain link stops anything.......

So if you smokers get pissed on, its your own fault. We don't care if you smoke. Just don't share it with us.
As far as raising taxes and all that, bullshit. Just make it so that militant smokers can get their asses whipped without the threat of litigation. I'm sure we could work it out then.
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2008, 08:13:25 AM »
As a smoker I try to be considerate of others that I am around.  This is not about smoking indoors or in designated areas.  This is about my right to choose to smoke.  You just go ahead and keep giving up your rights to choose and see where you end up.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2008, 10:31:47 AM »
As a smoker I try to be considerate of others that I am around.  This is not about smoking indoors or in designated areas.  This is about my right to choose to smoke.  You just go ahead and keep giving up your rights to choose and see where you end up.

Nobody's saying you can't choose to smoke.  But your right to smoke ends where it infringes on somebody else's right not to.  And since people can't really control the direction of exhaled smoke, that means it's pretty much going to infringe on others unless you're sealed in your car or in your own home. 
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2008, 11:23:39 AM »
Nobody's saying you can't choose to smoke.  But your right to smoke ends where it infringes on somebody else's right not to.  And since people can't really control the direction of exhaled smoke, that means it's pretty much going to infringe on others unless you're sealed in your car or in your own home. 

if they choose to go to a bar where there is smoking allowed TFB in my opinion.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #10 on: March 10, 2008, 12:38:18 PM »
if they choose to go to a bar where there is smoking allowed TFB in my opinion.

Agree there.  Businesses should be able to choose whether they allow smoking or not.  If they do and you go there, shut the fuck up if somebody smokes.  If they don't allow it, shut the fuck up about wanting to smoke. 

Here's a tangent for you, though.  Suppose your neighbor is a cigar smoker.  He likes to go sit on his porch at night and smoke a big, fat cigar.  His property abuts yours and when you try to enjoy an evening on the porch, you're constantly choked by the clouds of smoke that emanates from his property.  Do you have any recourse?  Can you tell Mr. Stogie he can't smoke on his own property? 
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2008, 01:05:46 PM »
Agree there.  Businesses should be able to choose whether they allow smoking or not.  If they do and you go there, shut the fuck up if somebody smokes.  If they don't allow it, shut the fuck up about wanting to smoke. 

Here's a tangent for you, though.  Suppose your neighbor is a cigar smoker.  He likes to go sit on his porch at night and smoke a big, fat cigar.  His property abuts yours and when you try to enjoy an evening on the porch, you're constantly choked by the clouds of smoke that emanates from his property.  Do you have any recourse?  Can you tell Mr. Stogie he can't smoke on his own property? 

Can you tell him not to smoke on his own property?  I would say that depends on what state you live in.  I would say it would be common courtesy to speak to him about it and attempt to reach a middle ground.  And he should have enough respect to try to reach middle ground.  The overall problem as I see it is most people on both sides don't want middle ground.  They want absolutes, and those don't exist in life. IMO.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2008, 12:46:07 PM »
Wow!  I didn't realize my initial post would start such an interesting debate...didn't realize that there were militant, anti-smokers here either!  Some of yall need to light up...I mean lighten up.  (If some of yall have kids I can understand not wanting them to be exposed of course.) 

Speaking as that neighbor who does sit on his back porch and smoke cigars I have always tried to be considerate of others at such occasions...especially if they have something going on outside too...none of my neighbors have ever complained though...but I have gotten a compliment or two.  All of the cigar smokers that I know are very considerate of others.

And, I do enjoy to smoke a cigar where cigar and/or cigarette smoking is allowed; I despise those militant, anti-smokers who walk into those same establishments and complain about the smoke (usually nagging old biddies or fags);  especially when they don't have the courage to complain directly to me; but even then I have been considerate most of the time...when asked...but like Saniflush opined...if it is a cigar friendly establishment then TFB as far as I am concerned...I have a right to smoke just as much as they have a right to get the fuck out and go somewhere that is non-smoking...Lord knows there's enough of the latter in Georgia...thanks to the Smoke Nazis that we have in our legislature.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2008, 02:03:47 PM »
Pardon me for jumping into this, but I'm not a fan of smoking either.  I find that I am essentially allergic to cigarette smoke, but I do smoke cigars, usually two a day.  Even with that, I don't really consider myself a smoker.  The real issue here has less to do with smoking rights and more to do with private property rights.  If you as a private property restaurant owner chose to allow smoking, which is still a perfectly legal activity, that's your choice.  The government shouldn't have much of a say in this.  The majority of people seem to be missing that point.  As far as you having a "right" to breath clean air, the answer is very simple.  Stay out of establishments that permit smoking.  The government shouldn't force establishments to go non-smoking.  This sort of thing is a threat to everyone. 

I'm not griping about those places that chose to go non-smoking.  That's their choice.  They pay the mortgage or lease.  They pay the bills.  It's completely their choice.  As long as it's their choice, I see no problem in that.  Of course, when I decide not to stop by after work anymore, that's my choice too.  It all works out in the end. 

As for the neighbor situation, do I know you?  I get dirty looks in my neighborhood, but I don't care.  I have a half acre lot, and if I chose to smoke a cigar in my car or on my back porch, it is my choice.  I'm not standing on the border between our yards blowing smoke into your yard, and I can't control the direction of the wind, especially when you're three houses down across the street with your little fuck-trophies using the street as their personal playground.  Now, if you live in an apartment or townhouse neighborhood, I'd suggest that you change your patterns to avoid Mr. Stogie, especially if you're unable to work out an arrangement with him.  You knew, or should have been intelligent enough to realize, that a community like that would be sharing each other's BBQ smoke, cigarette smoke, belches, farts and other gaseous events. 
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 01:44:15 PM »
And here's another example of the Smoke Nazis at work in England...but if Hillary gets elected it'll be her Orcs instead of over-zealous council wardens...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article904331.ece

Fortunately the judge saw this lunacy for what it was...
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2008, 07:22:49 AM »
For the record?  The cigar on the porch scenario was hypothetical.  I have no such neighbor.  My nearest neighbor is over an acre away from me.
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2008, 01:48:26 PM »
For the record?  The cigar on the porch scenario was hypothetical.  I have no such neighbor.  My nearest neighbor is over an acre away from me.

So noted.
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-Ayn Rand

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
-The Right Honourable Margaret Thatcher

The government solution to a problem is usually as bad as the problem.
-Milton Friedman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
-Ronald Reagan

When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.
-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2008, 02:49:15 PM »
My nearest neighbor is over an acre away from me.
Your use of an area unit to measure linear distance disturbs me as an engineer, but the pictures you post make up for it........
(er, as-in make up for your misuse, not make up for me being an engineer)
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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #18 on: March 14, 2008, 02:52:30 PM »
For the record?  The cigar on the porch scenario was hypothetical.  I have no such neighbor.  My nearest neighbor is over an acre away from me.

Just in case you hypothetically were my neighbor, I still don't care.  In fact, I'm gonna light up one of my nastiest smelling but tastiest stogies right now, drive around the neighborhood with the windows open and then sit on my back porch for the next hour as I finish it off.  Good times...
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My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.  - Winston Churchill

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.  - Mark Twain

Nothing says "Obey Me" like a bloody head on a fence post!  - Stewie Griffin

"Every government interference in the economy consists of giving an unearned benefit, extorted by force, to some men at the expense of others."  - Ayn Rand

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Re: Return of the Smoke Nazis
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2008, 01:56:37 PM »
I do not care if you smoke, just follow the rules. A youth athletic complex with a no-smoking policy is not the place for smokers to light up. Yet they do.

I like the way Prattville did it a few years ago. The city gave them a one-time choice. Smoke, or no smoke. Post it outside and you cannot change unless the business changes hands. This way anyone who visits knows the deal. If it is a smoking place, then I will not bitch if someone lights up. But conversely, don't try to smoke in a non-smoking joint. And then when I tell you to put it out, don't look at me like you want your ass whipped. We both know the deal. 
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.