Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart

Holy shit. We know how your fucking industry works because you've gone into great length to explain just how awesome you are. When we make comments about bullshit medical equipment and free hand outs, it's not because we think that's what you actually do, it's because it's fucking hilarious to watch you go all Lou Ferrigno every damn time. You KNOW we are fucking with you, and yet, you still try to explain the minor details that no one gives a fuck about.

I am not going Lou Ferrigno, I just like to put pussies like you in their place when they run their mouth. Nothing personal.

RWS · « **Reply #46 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:11:12 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:04:42 PM

Or just a picture of a guy that is answering a telephone.... You better get back to work, I think Andy needs you to patch him through to Aunt B.

Yeah, he needs to see if she needs him to buy the quart or gallon size bedpan from you.

War Eagle!!! · « **Reply #47 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:31:06 PM »

At least you fucking faggots are quoting obscure movie lines...

280TIGER · « **Reply #48 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:34:54 PM »

Quote from: RWS on September 01, 2010, 03:11:12 PM

Yeah, he needs to see if she needs him to buy the quart or gallon size bedpan from you.

Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through fucking your sweat hog wife. Thanks for the referral....

Tiger Wench · « **Reply #49 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:35:45 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:09:20 PM

I just like to put pussies like you in their place when they run their mouth.

And when do you actually plan to accomplish this? Hasn't happened yet...

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #50 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:41:48 PM »

Now personally...and I know it may just be me...not sayin' everybody feels this way...and I'm not trying to hate on anyone, I just want to say that right now....get that out in the open...BUT, when it comes to my dick action, sweat hogs are not really in the top 4 or 5 on my list of choices.

Again, I'm just sayin'...

AUTiger1 · « **Reply #51 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:44:34 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:34:54 PM

Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through phuking your sweat hog wife. Thanks for the referral....

Godfather · « **Reply #52 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:45:34 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:34:54 PM

Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through fucking your sweat hog wife. Thanks for the referral....

I've actually seen his wife, shes pretty hot. Still don't know why shes with his ass.

Snaggletiger · « **Reply #53 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:48:31 PM »

Quote from: Godfather on September 01, 2010, 03:45:34 PM

I've actually seen his wife, shes pretty hot. Still don't know why shes with his ass.

This^^^ That boy waaayyyy outkicked his coverage. Apparently he left out the part about her being legally blind when telling us about her.

RWS · « **Reply #54 on:** September 01, 2010, 03:52:42 PM »

Quote from: 280TIGER on September 01, 2010, 03:34:54 PM

Let 'em know I will stop by with some samples, after I get through fucking your sweat hog wife. Thanks for the referral....

I would say something about your wife, but I would assume with your personality, you probably don't even have a girlfriend. When you talk like you're so much better than everybody else by putting down their job or wife, it makes it even funnier that I have a great job and my wife is smokin hot.