Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart

[Tiger Wench]

C-U-N-T

Oooooo, ouch. That's the best you could do, with all those years of college and med school and advanced educa... oh, wait.  Never mind...

[GH2001]

Oooooo, ouch. That's the best you could do, with all those years of college and med school and advanced educa... oh, wait.  Never mind...

Yep...wanna free pen? or how about this free sample of Levitra? Try it and call me....

[Tiger Wench]

Yep...wanna free pen? or how about this free sample of Levitra? Try it and call me....

I want one of those pens that is a highlighter and a laser pointer all in one!  Maybe 280 can hook us up.

[wesfau2]

I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.

Look at this face!  Wherever you see this face you'll see clit!

[AUJarhead]

Affleck, you the bomb in Phantoms yo!

[Saniflush]

This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker

[wesfau2]

This isn't fair. We came to Hollywood, I fell in love. Fuckin', we got shot at, we stole a monkey, and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named Cock-Knocker

Taste the booger flavor!

[Saniflush]

Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!

[280TIGER]

I want one of those pens that is a highlighter and a laser pointer all in one!  Maybe 280 can hook us up.

Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

[GH2001]

Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

Angry are we?

[JR4AU]

In all seriousness, I understand that Whitaker is the shiznit

But still a Fr. 

[djsimp]

Angry are we?

If I had to drive through all that shit on 280 multiple times a day I would be angry too. Somebody buy the man a mixed drink!

[Tiger Wench]

Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

At least I have a corporate ladder to climb.  Me making Vice President next year will be a lot more satisfying than whatever minor blip you get when you lateral over from limp dick pills to ADHD meds or whatever the wonder drug of the day is.  Bottom line is whether one is kissing ass, or whether one's ass is being kissed.  I'll let you figure out where you stand.

[Snaggletiger]

At least I have a corporate ladder to climb.  Me making Vice President next year will be a lot more satisfying than whatever minor blip you get when you lateral over from limp dick pills to ADHD meds or whatever the wonder drug of the day is.  Bottom line is whether one is kissing ass, or whether one's ass is being kissed.  I'll let you figure out where you stand.

My corporate ladder needs climbing.

[AWK]

My corporate ladder is more of a step stool.

[JR4AU]

My corporate ladder is more of a step stool.

Maybe you could let Saban climb it.

[AUJarhead]

Maybe you could let Saban climb it.

He'd still be looking up at Short Round.

[Saniflush]

He'd still be looking up at Short Round.

You call him Docta Jones.

[Token]

Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

                                                                               

Holy shit.  We know how your fucking industry works because you've gone into great length to explain just how awesome you are.  When we make comments about bullshit medical equipment and free hand outs, it's not because we think that's what you actually do, it's because it's fucking hilarious to watch you go all Lou Ferrigno every damn time.  You KNOW we are fucking with you, and yet, you still try to explain the minor details that no one gives a fuck about. 

[AUTiger1]

Once again, you speak of something of which you have no knowledge.  Reputable pharma companies don't do the whole "pen and pad" thing.  There are industry guidelines that do not allow it.  And as far as handing out boner pills or PPIs, that is for bimbos like you that wasted their time with double majors, but their only real talent is sucking a cock.

So, please stick to what you know, getting on your knees to try to climb the corp. ladder.

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