Freshmen step in as second-teamers on Auburn depth chart

[AUTailgatingRules]

So do I....love having sex with your wife....wait ...what?

Even I need some relief from the scrubs once in a while.

[AWK]

Even I need some relief from the scrubs once in a while.

Mark's wife is hot...and she gave me a beer at Momma G's once.  +1000

[Snaggletiger]

Mark's wife is hot...and she gave me a beer at Momma G's once.  +1000

Mark is another one that over-married.  She's HAWT!!!

[Token]

Mark is another one that over-married.  She's HAWT!!!

You know, WarTiger once claimed that he out kicked his coverage as well.  I'm guessing his coverage was off sides though.

[Tiger Wench]

You know, WarTiger once claimed that he out kicked his coverage as well.  I'm guessing his coverage was off sides though.

His coverage never left their stance...

[Token]

I am not going Lou Ferrigno, I just like to put pussies like you in their place when they run their mouth.  Nothing personal.

Well, I guess I learned my lesson. 

But since you brought it up.....if I were a gynecologist, what device would you recommend to literally put a pussy in it's place?  And would you let me use it with a trial offer or would you require the money up front?  All kidding aside, I'm really interested this time. 

[Godfather]

Well, I guess I learned my lesson. 

But since you brought it up.....if I were a gynecologist, what device would you recommend to literally put a pussy in it's place?  And would you let me use it with a trial offer or would you require the money up front?  All kidding aside, I'm really interested this time.

On a pedestal perhaps?

[Godfather]

You know, WarTiger once claimed that he out kicked his coverage as well.  I'm guessing his coverage was off sides though.

and technically speaking, he did out kick his coverage.

[Snaggletiger]

Burnin' down the house - Talking Heads

Oh wait, this isn't Whatcha listenin too?

[djsimp]

I have out kicked my coverage 5 times. When people ask me, "Do you know what causes that?", I simply say, "Yes, I had too many 'men' downfield".

[280TIGER]

Well, I guess I learned my lesson. 

But since you brought it up.....if I were a gynecologist, what device would you recommend to literally put a pussy in it's place?  And would you let me use it with a trial offer or would you require the money up front?  All kidding aside, I'm really interested this time.

Either one of these fingers...   or   

[RWS]

I have out kicked my coverage 5 times. When people ask me, "Do you know what causes that?", I simply say, "Yes, I had too many 'men' downfield".

I lucked out and my wife digs bald guys. 

[djsimp]

I lucked out and my wife digs bald guys. 

I feel you bro. My wife is way too good looking for me. I just keep her knocked up and keep her at home.

[Jumbo]

I lucked out and my wife digs bald guys. 

Bald fucks don't get any pussy

[AWK]

Bald fucks don't get any pussy

But toe suckers do!

[Godfather]

But toe suckers do!

Male cock doesn't count

[AWK]

Male cock doesn't count

But Saniflush said...       

[Saniflush]

But Saniflush said...       

It's about trust Gary.

[Godfather]

It's about trust Gary.

A limousine that fly's, now I've seen everything.

[Saniflush]

A limousine that fly's, now I've seen everything.

When you see Arec Barrwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.