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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2010, 12:39:03 PM »
Nice.  You going to stop by our tailgate?
Relax..he will be there to stick it in your tailgate
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2010, 12:47:28 PM »
Nice.  You going to stop by our tailgate?

This has been the plan; however as of last night, it looks like there will be about 10 of us going with relatives flying in from Houston.  Gots to see the Tigers.  Will need exact directions so I can contribute additional beerage to the festivities. 
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2010, 03:15:12 PM »
So there's no confusion, I just wanted to clarify that I didn't miss this thread....I just don't wish for Snaggle to have any happy days.  Birthday or not.

I hope all of your guests left unsatisfied and complained to each other about you over-cooking the food, just before making jokes about your wife ordering you to mop the floor before she let you open your gifts (which I hope were all crappy gifts your guests re-gifted from Christmas).

I.E., Fuck you.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2010, 03:25:52 PM »
It's like he belongs here.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2010, 04:31:54 PM »
It's like he belongs here.

Exactly what I was thinking.  Now, that's the kind of well wishes I expect from the X.

I have a warm fuzzy right now.
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Re: Happy birthday
« Reply #25 on: August 31, 2010, 04:35:57 PM »


I have a warm fuzzy right now.

Dammit, Taylor, tighten up your manscaping.
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On the off-chance that the fairy tales ain't bunk
And Imma keep a bottle of that funk
To get motel parking lot, balcony crunk.