Battle for the Crown?

[Sluggo]

Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!

[Ogre]

It's for anyone and there is no entry fee - unless AUTailgatingRules wins, then you have to send him a bottle of his favorite liquor.  Oh, and you have to send him a photocopy of your drivers license and social security card, your last two bank statements, and a certified birth certificate.

Enjoy!

[Pell City Tiger]

Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!

It depends. Fill out the questionaire and we'll let you know.

1) Sex:
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size:
3) Favorite colors:
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on ______ board"?
6) Does KISS suck?
7) Gene Chizik is a damn ______ coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer _______.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?
10) I buy my gameday attire at _________.

Good luck. 

[Tiger Wench]

9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?

DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Pell City Tiger]

DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

It was a trick question - a test, if you will.

[No Huddle]

This contest is even open to Alabama fans or should I say 

[Buzz Killington]

DUDE.  You break my heart.  I will forgive many things but fucking up Python is unforgivable...

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

[Godfather]

African or European?

It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.

[The Prowler]

Newbie here...so is the battle for the crown contest for anyone? is there an entry fee?  By the way cool site guys!

You also have to provide your dog, cat, donkey, rabbit, whatever to Jumbo...he'll take care of the rest.

[boartitz]

It was a trick question - a test, if you will.

You leave no tern unstoned.



























Paraphrasing the Electric Fetus logo from the 60s.

[Sluggo]

1) Sex:  only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night

[Godfather]

1) Sex:  only when my wife finds something she wants to buy
2) If you answered female to question 1, provide your tittie size: wife is a D cup
3) Favorite colors:orange and blue
4) Do you need a prescription for Proactiv?I am always proactive, dont need no dam prescription!
5) Have you ever referred to your yourself as "the most computer saavy person on special olympics board"?
6) Does KISS suck?no, trust me....I'm a doctor
7) Gene Chizik is a damnfootball coach.
8) When I get my drank on, I prefer beer and nekkid chicks.
9) What is the average air velocity of a laden swallow?11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.
10) I buy my gameday attire at night

You will fit in well here

[Snaggletiger]

You will fit in well here

Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.

[AUJarhead]

Too much sex and potty mouth talk, which goes against the spirit of the agreement and rubs my constitution the wrong way.

That fucking language fucking offends me, too.

[Tiger Wench]

I saw that idiot's post...  What the fuck?  WHAT agreement? 

[Snaggletiger]

Bunch of jabberjaw'd bitches. The whole lot of you.

[Godfather]

When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it. 

I'm thinking something like.  If you are a pussy, don't join this site.

Legal team?

[Tiger Wench]

I'd say "If you are looking for an AUFamily atmosphere, this ain't it."

[Snaggletiger]

When you sign up, there is an agreement I will post it...we need to modify it. 

I'm thinking something like.  If you are a pussy, don't join this site.

Legal team?

If you are a pussy, don't join this site. 

Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you.  I like it.

[Saniflush]

If you are a pussy, don't join this site. 

Simple, effective, leaves very little room for ambiguity....depending on your interpretaion....iron clad language that completely shields you from litigation...until the Judge rules against you.  I like it.

What if the judge is a Gloria Steinem type?  Is the term pussy really enough of a clarification?