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I Want V.T. To....
« on: August 26, 2010, 03:32:35 PM »
beat Boisenberry State by 427 points.  Okay, we've finally reached that point where it's no longer a recognition thing for these "Mid-Major" schools.  Now, the preseason polls have them in a position to play for the MNC if they win out.  In the past, I've always been a fan of the David vs. Goliath matchups and yeah, it was cool to see Boise play the game of the century and pull every play out their ass except a fumblerooski (Maybe they ran that too) to beat Oklahoma several years ago.  You think maybe OU wasn't all too thrilled about playing a team of Smurfs that night?

But now, just about every poll has them in the top 3-4, if not 2nd.  So let's take a look at what they have to do to claim a spot in the BCS MNC game.  They do open with Va. Tech.  A better than average ACC team.  Legit game.  Next comes:

Wyoming
Oregon State (Perennial middle of the pack PAC 10 team)
New Mexicao State
Toledo (Yes, the mighty Rockets of Toledo)
San Jose State
La. Tech
Hawaii
Idaho
Fresno State
Nevada
Utah State

You may say, hey Boise St. beat Oregon last year and they can play with the big boys.  Fuck that.  I don't care if Florida trades uniforms with them and everyone in the country knows for a fact how talented they are.  You do NOT deserve to be considered one of the two best teams in the nation playing this piece of shit schedule.  With the exception of maybe Fresno State, along with Va. Tech and OSU...every frickin' team on that schedule is an OOC warm up game for BCS schools.  In most years, Troy could easily negotiate 9 wins out of that schedule.

If we had an 8 team playoff and BSU ran the table with that schedule, I would have no problem saying okay, you've earned the right to have the opportunity to win 3 games against real opponents and prove your worth.  But beating everyone on this sorry ass excuse for a high school schedule by 30 gets you jack squat. Now, they're just a fly in the ointment, Hans.

Rant off.
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 04:04:23 PM »
In my own elegant writing.......Ditto
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 04:27:58 PM »
In the Kangaroo Court of Tigersx

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Response to Motion to Exclude Boise State from the BCS Mix

COMES NOW JR4AU, and enters his Notice of Appearance for the Boise State Broncos Football Program, herein after "BSU", and BSU by and through their Attorney of Record, the Hon. JR4AU gives this Honorable Court the following response to the Plaintiff's motion:

1. Fuck You!

Signed, 

JR4AU
Attorney for the Defendants. 
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 04:28:28 PM »
In my own elegant writing.......Ditto
Thirded.
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 04:33:00 PM »
In the Kangaroo Court of Tigersx

Snagglepussy

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Boise State

Response to Motion to Exclude Boise State from the BCS Mix

COMES NOW JR4AU, and enters his Notice of Appearance for the Boise State Broncos Football Program, herein after "BSU", and BSU by and through their Attorney of Record, the Hon. JR4AU gives this Honorable Court the following response to the Plaintiff's motion:

1. Fuck You!

Signed, 

JR4AU
Attorney for the Defendants.

Lawyer Fight!!!!!!!
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 04:59:52 PM »
In the Kangaroo Court of Tigersx

Snagglepussy

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Boise State

Response to Motion to Exclude Boise State from the BCS Mix

COMES NOW JR4AU, and enters his Notice of Appearance for the Boise State Broncos Football Program, herein after "BSU", and BSU by and through their Attorney of Record, the Hon. JR4AU gives this Honorable Court the following response to the Plaintiff's motion:

1. Fuck You!

Signed, 

JR4AU
Attorney for the Defendants.
But, but, but!  Did you properly serve Snaggletiger...Wait...Yes, yes you did.
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2010, 06:37:01 PM »
I want VT to get skull fucked by BSU. I fucking hate VT. I hate them, their disfigured faced coach, their shit assed stadium, fans, and the state of Virginia as a whole. I hate wild turkeys because of them. I refuse to even drink Wild Turkey because of VT. Fuck those dog fighting, eye poking, leg stomping assholes in the ass until they bleed to death.
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2010, 08:17:34 PM »
I want VT to get skull phuked by BSU. I phuking hate VT. I hate them, their disfigured faced coach, their poop assed stadium, fans, and the state of Virginia as a whole. I hate wild turkeys because of them. I refuse to even drink Wild Turkey because of VT. phuk those dog fighting, eye poking, leg stomping buttholes in the ass until they bleed to death.

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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2010, 09:23:59 PM »
Yeah I've hated VT ever since those dirty SOB's played us in the Sugar Bowl. That team took every cheap shot they could that night. One of our RB's commented after the game that he'd never had more shit done to him at the bottom of the pile than their defenders.
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2010, 09:28:51 PM »
I don't like VT either, but they'll get beat by a few other teams this season.  If they don't beat Boise State, we'll have to hear about their bullshit ALL season. 

I hate 'em both, but in this instance, I hope VT beats the shit out of them.
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2010, 09:32:06 PM »
In the Kangaroo Court of Tigersx

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Response to Motion to Exclude Boise State from the BCS Mix

COMES NOW JR4AU, and enters his Notice of Appearance for the Boise State Broncos Football Program, herein after "BSU", and BSU by and through their Attorney of Record, the Hon. JR4AU gives this Honorable Court the following response to the Plaintiff's motion:

1. Fuck You!

Signed, 

JR4AU
Attorney for the Defendants.
Motion Denied
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Re: I Want V.T. To....
« Reply #12 on: August 27, 2010, 08:15:27 PM »
block a fg attempt and/or block a punt, run back a punt and a kickoff all for touchdowns against Frank Beamer's "special", special teams.
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