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Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #40 on: August 30, 2010, 12:52:47 PM »
Howard...Plans need to be changed...posthaste




Dude, I would so give you some face time if I could.

Maybe I should wear that in Athens an on to wherever we end up to watch the AU game.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #41 on: August 30, 2010, 01:09:11 PM »
Howard...Plans need to be changed...posthaste



This is great. This could def be a game day shirt when dem Clemson Tigers come to the Plain.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #42 on: August 30, 2010, 01:46:57 PM »
This is great. This could def be a game day shirt when dem Clemson Tigers come to the Plain.
If thats the case, we might have to go with something like this.

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2010, 02:04:47 PM »
If thats the case, we might have to go with something like this.



Sani will def like this.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2010, 02:05:51 PM »
Sani will def like this.

Fuckin' A right he will!
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2010, 02:09:16 PM »
Sounds like he has a history with a Howard.

Sounds like he has a history of having his likeness taken off his myspace and "shopped in" with Saban's penis in his cock-holster.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2010, 02:13:22 PM »
What do pedophiles use for lube?


Tears.

A pedophile and the little boy are walking down a dark trail into the woods and the little boy says: "this place is dark and scary" to which the pedophile replies: "yeah, if you think this is scary, I have to walk out of here alone!"
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2010, 02:28:22 PM »
A pedophile and the little boy are walking down a dark trail into the woods and the little boy says: "this place is dark and scary" to which the pedophile replies: "yeah, if you think this is scary, I have to walk out of here alone!"

Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this one...

So, I was reading the paper the other day and found a report on a study conducted by Harvard Med school.  They were attempting to determine the ultimate cause of pedophilia.  Is it nature, nurture, or some combination thereof?  After months of study and millions of dollars spent, it turns out that the leading cause of pedophilia is...



Sexy children.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2010, 03:02:00 PM »
Hey, Jerry, you'll appreciate this one...

So, I was reading the paper the other day and found a report on a study conducted by Harvard Med school.  They were attempting to determine the ultimate cause of pedophilia.  Is it nature, nurture, or some combination thereof?  After months of study and millions of dollars spent, it turns out that the leading cause of pedophilia is...



Sexy children.

This...... This is so fucked up... Good work, Wes.  I have one---

So I was bangin' the bottom out of this bitch from the backside.  She turns to me slowly and asks, "  Are you a pedophile?"  To which I replied, " Pedophile?  Oh, baby, such a big word for a seven year old."
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2010, 03:11:30 PM »
This...... This is so fucked up... Good work, Wes.  I have one---

So I was bangin' the bottom out of this bitch from the backside.  She turns to me slowly and asks, "  Are you a pedophile?"  To which I replied, " Pedophile?  Oh, baby, such a big word for a seven year old."

A staple in my pedophile repertoire.

I'm glad we have a member with such refined taste in humor.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2010, 03:20:09 PM »
Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A: A pedophile.

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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2010, 03:21:57 PM »
A staple in my pedophile repertoire.

I'm glad we have a member with such refined taste in humor.
A cop pulls up to a kid standing on the edge of a cliff, crying.   The cop asks the kid what's wrong, and the kid says my parents just drove off the cliff and died...

The cop unzips his pants and says, "Today just ain't your day."
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2010, 03:32:40 PM »
A cop pulls up to a kid standing on the edge of a cliff, crying.   The cop asks the kid what's wrong, and the kid says my parents just drove off the cliff and died...

The cop unzips his pants and says, "Today just ain't your day."

Bazinga.

That's going into the stockpile.
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Re: Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling
« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2010, 03:45:58 PM »
Only on the X.
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