Big Twelveleveten struggles with scheduling

[Saniflush]

It wasn't until you mentioned the Clemson game did this "tradition" become clear because I had no clue who's tradition included rubbing "Howard". So, since we do play Clemson at home, I think we could actually have an interesting version of this for the day. I propose the idea of someone wearing a costume of a rock with "Howard" painted across the genital area going from tailgate to tailgate as people gave "Howard" a nice little rub.

Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

I can't.  I'll be in Athens.

[djsimp]

Now we could do it with conventional weapons. But that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

I can't.  I'll be in Athens.

Time to go into the think tank. Join me my brethren in this adventure, one that will be talked about for decades to come.

[jmar]

Wait until Nebraska wins out over that bunch of poofs Washington and Texas, possibly winning the MNC bringing the Big Eight +4 -1 including Missouri unequal shares on it's way out just in time to fill out the Big Ten + Penn State + Nebraska and not Missouri =12 to contend in that conference's first title game in 2011. Bad season for corn but not bad for Cornhuskers.

The only team that might have a better shot than Nebraska is current Big Ten +1 entry Iowa whose toughest contests, Wisconsin and Ohio State, are at home.

[Jabberjaw4AU]

So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 

[Buzz Killington]

So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 

Uh oh, I hear the drill phone ringing...

[Jumbo]

So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 

Fuck off loser.

[djsimp]

So I guess all that stuff in the "Agreement" about not posting sexually suggestive and offensive things was just bullshit the site owners demanded?

 

what does that even mean, jinglejaw4AU?

[themilkmandidit]

what does that even mean, jinglejaw4AU?

Sounds like he has a history with a Howard.

[themilkmandidit]

That stuff is too sticky. Move into the 2000s with:

I'm more of an old fashioned man, myself...  All ya need is saliva.

[djsimp]

Sounds like he has a history with a Howard.

Can we say, a threesome; with a Howard and a Richard.

[themilkmandidit]

Can we say, a threesome; with a Howard and a Richard.

One of those guys that stretches ass hole over door knobs for fun and has the nerve to throw stones...  Hear that??  Stones......

[djsimp]

One of those guys that stretches ass hole over door knobs for fun and has the nerve to throw stones...  Hear that??  Stones......

Not a good mental image at all. Damn! Hey Keller, is this formerly known as AUKeller?

[themilkmandidit]

Not a good mental image at all. Damn! Hey Keller, is this formerly known as AUKeller?

You know it, brother!  Hope all is well!

[djsimp]

You know it, brother!  Hope all is well!

Cool, hit up in the shoutbox.

[wesfau2]

I'm more of an old fashioned man, myself...  All ya need is saliva.

What do pedophiles use for lube?


Tears.

[themilkmandidit]

What do pedophiles use for lube?


Tears.

Thriller!

[Tiger Wench]

Thriller!

He's not a pedophile - he's just Asian.  They all look like that.

[Snaggletiger]

He's not a pedophile - he's just Asian.  They all look like that.

Asian = Pedophile.  You do the math.

[Tiger Wench]

He's not a JUST a pedophile - he's just also Asian.  They all look like that.

OK, counselor - rephrased.

[Godfather]

Howard...Plans need to be changed...posthaste