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Saniflush

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Airbag Explosion
« on: August 26, 2010, 09:43:23 AM »
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2010, 10:01:50 AM »
I think we should vote on who goes first.

I nominate Ogre.
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« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2010, 10:04:04 AM »
Quote from: AUsweetheart on August 26, 2010, 10:01:50 AM
I think we should vote on who goes first.

I nominate Ogre.

Can the soulless be launched into the air without dire consequences?
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2010, 10:07:02 AM »
Birmingham gets my vote.

Did I see in there where those guys were drinking? 
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2010, 10:10:46 AM »
Quote from: Saniflush on August 26, 2010, 10:04:04 AM
Can the soulless be launched into the air without dire consequences?

Good question, which puts a whole new spin on it. We'll have to formulate a hypothesis, set up the control, etc.....and we should also probably make sure it isn't conducted in broad daylight.

Not for the sake of the ginger, just for the sake of science.
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« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2010, 10:20:37 AM »
She blinded me...
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« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2010, 10:40:26 AM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2010, 10:07:02 AM
Birmingham gets my vote.

Did I see in there where those guys were drinking?

Well hell yea they were drinking.

It's science man.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2010, 12:23:16 PM »
I laughed so hard I cried! 
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« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2010, 02:39:01 PM »
Holy shit.  That went off right between his legs.  I'll bet he is picking pubes out of his tonsils.
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« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2010, 02:47:20 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 26, 2010, 02:39:01 PM
Holy shit.  That went off right between his legs.  I'll bet he is picking pubes out of his tonsils.

pubes...tonsils...hmmmm
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« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2010, 03:07:02 PM »
Quote from: JR4AU on August 26, 2010, 02:47:20 PM
pubes...tonsils...hmmmm

Yeah, I admit it. I was thinking the same thing.
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« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2010, 03:17:47 PM »
Quote from: Snaggletiger on August 26, 2010, 03:07:02 PM
Yeah, I admit it. I was thinking the same thing.
When AREN'T you thinking that same thing?
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Re: Airbag Explosion
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2010, 03:33:42 PM »
Quote from: Tiger Wench on August 26, 2010, 03:17:47 PM
When AREN'T you thinking that same thing?

Well, there was this one time, in band camp...
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Re: Airbag Explosion
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2010, 04:47:42 PM »
I apologize. I laughed out loud. Is that a sin?
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Five statements of WISDOM
1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.
2. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
3. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else.
4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.
5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friends, is the beginning of the end of any nation.

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« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2010, 04:56:27 PM »
What gets me is that at one point in time, smarter people than me thought that a country full of people like that were a threat to the American way of life...

On the other hand, I guess it shows that white trash and rednecks are not just an American phenomenon.

What's Russian for "Hold mah beer and wach 'is!"?
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