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Another bammer facepalm...

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Another bammer facepalm...
« on: August 25, 2010, 05:35:55 PM »
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Some bammer schmuck sent James Spann a picture of a cloud he says looks like Bear Bryant.

Click it - the comments are priceless...
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 06:49:54 PM »
I had to leave a comment.
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 07:19:19 PM »
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JANICE Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 10:07 am
FUNNY THE BEAR PICKED FLORIDA TO VISIT, MABIE HE HEARD ABOUT THE LAST GAME PLAYED THERE, ROLL TIDE, I THINK IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE THE BEAR!!

They sink themselves. Really.
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 07:22:13 PM »
I added my $.02

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Tragic news followed the circulation of this photo today. 193 bama fans drowned off the coast of Jacksonville attempting to swim under "bear cloud". Witnesses said 5 parking lots from Atlantic Beach to Ormond Beach were over run with rusted out pick up trucks containing automobile magnets and window flags. Velma Jean Ledbetter, who survived after being rescued at sea by the Coast Guard, stated that she, "got within a hunnert yards of bear cloud" before realizing she had drifted 12 miles offshore. "Bear cloud started precipitatin' and I swam harder. A big wave swamped me and I got choked on salt water and tobacco spit. That's when I had to get rescued. Rohhhhh Tahd!"
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 07:22:58 PM »
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 07:23:31 PM »
I had to leave a comment.

I saw your comment on down....NICE!
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 07:29:43 PM »
I added my $.02
And things like that, my dear, are why you are on my Most Favoritest People In The World list.
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2010, 07:32:55 PM »
Which one of you fuckers did this? OUT-FUCKING-STANDING hustle!

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August 25th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
Hey “You’re all retarded”,

That cloud looks like the firefighters who were sitting on their truck watching my house burn down.

Signed,

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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2010, 07:36:57 PM »
Which one of you fuckers did this? OUT-FUCKING-STANDING hustle!

That's me.  I also left 2 more, but the last one may have crossed the line.  Good thing I have Birmingham's email to supply, that way I don't receive any nasty emails from 33/40.
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 07:49:31 PM »
I added my $.02

Freakin Hilarious!

I left my weak attempt at potty humor under the name Scooby.

By the way, was Bear Cloud preciptatin' George Dickel?
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2010, 08:08:19 PM »

Mike Price Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
You sure this picture wasn’t taken in Pensacola? It looks to me like it’s me and an Angel named Destiny – it’s rollin’, baby!
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2010, 08:10:58 PM »
And things like that, my dear, are why you are on my Most Favoritest People In The World list.
I'll be your huckleberry.
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2010, 08:18:57 PM »
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August 25th, 2010 at 7:18 pm
Definitely not the bear cloud – if it were, then the antenna of the paul finebaum radio network would be positioned squarely up its rear flank

By the way – please don’t mistake low-lying fog as the “saban cloud”
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 08:20:53 PM »
That's me.  I also left 2 more, but the last one may have crossed the line.  Good thing I have Birmingham's email to supply, that way I don't receive any nasty emails from 33/40.
You need to come on over to the good side my friend. That was 5* shit.

Mark - that would have been a great addition. Lookng back on it, adding a line about calling out in the name of Nick Saban for rescue would've been icing on the cake.
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 08:31:58 PM »
Just post this...

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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2010, 08:32:29 PM »
All I gots to say is r.e.t.a.r.t.e.d! Nuff said.
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2010, 08:41:58 PM »
Mike Price Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:07 pm
You sure this picture wasn’t taken in Pensacola? It looks to me like it’s me and an Angel named Destiny – it’s rollin’, baby!
Damn, I can see that! Riding it doggie style!
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"I stood up, unzipped my pants, lowered my shorts and placed my bare ass on the window. That's the last thing I wanted those people to see of me."

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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2010, 08:42:47 PM »
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Rick Karle Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:32 pm
Neil – do you have the coordinates on this cloud? Paul Finebaum and I are loading up the dinghy and want to do a sports segment with it for tomorrow nights broadcast. We’re going to call it, “Breakfast with the Bear cloud.” I wonder if it plays any sort of musical instrument.? I smell a Pulitzer!

P.S. Anyone know this Velma Jean Ledbetter? I’d like to send Dubberly to do a personal profile piece on her.
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2010, 08:51:09 PM »
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#  Einstein Says:
August 25th, 2010 at 7:50 pm

You guys fail to see the scientific significance in this finding! I have always wondered what it would take to evaporate that much Dickel into precipitation to form a cloud. I would have never thought of using toothless mouth breathers! Thanks Tuscaloosa!
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Re: Another bammer facepalm...
« Reply #19 on: August 25, 2010, 08:55:53 PM »
This is one of the funniest threads since "Operation TBBG".

Excellent find, Wench!
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