Loving me some EDSBS

[Tiger Wench]

OHHHH FOOTBALL PORN. Shakin' the Southland has the Malzahn offense dissected in more detail than could possibly be necessary, and that's totally fine with us. Of particular interest is the run game, which relies on many of the same misdirections used by Meyer and Rodriguez but uses them in a high-tempo framework with a few cool wrinkles. It won't look the same this year without the electric running of Chris Todd  , but nothing gold can stay, we suppose.

NICK SABAN COULD SPEND THE YEAR DRINKING COUGH SYRUP IN A BATHROBE ON THE SIDELINES, KEVIN. The year after a national title is never the most important season. This is fact, and Nick Saban could spend the year watching Juwanna Man in the film room for the next six months without fans raising more than the most inconsequential of peeps. He won't, but he could thanks to the credit advanced to a coach who wins a national title. Little known fact? Larry Coker spent the entirety of the 2002 season painting model airplanes at a Pompano Beach hobby shop, and only showed up for games fifteen minutes ahead of kickoff. (But in your heart you knew that already.)

From the comments to the above:

Malzahn? So, if Meyer is a cyborg, Nutt is an insane reverend, Rich Brooks is Philip Marlowe, Les Miles is a math-deficient lunatic, and Saban is a rage-choked Sith dwarf, what is Malzahn?

We like to think of him as a mad scientist bama fans call him a high school coach and get really mad if he succeeds with a “trick play” against the tahd

Don't you know? All plays to be made against bama have to be submitted in writing 2 full weeks before they are to be executed. All submissions must be made in triplicate, and if they are not approved on the second hour of the eight day before the game, opponents must throw a pick. Otherwise, it’s an “unfair trick play”.  

[Tiger Wench]

JORDAN JEFFERSON, RISK TAKER HAHAHAHAHA. Gary Crowton says he's going to let Jordan Jefferson take more risks this season on the field. He's also going to let him take them off the field as well, so if you see a man on fire juggling knives while looking for unprotected sex on the streets of Baton Rouge and willfully walking under ladders, you'll know operation DANGERBACK is underway. (This being Baton Rouge, the odds of anyone looking askance at him for any of this is very, very minimal.)

And also:  THIS...

Sorryche put this together by request from this video. Don't act like you didn't watch the whole thing, or that you aren't still watching it on a loop over, and over, and over again. When we wirte "GIGGITY" in reference to Houston Nutt, this is really what we're thinking of in terms of sound, just a reel of the maniacal laughter reeling in his head at all times. It's probably the noise he's making right now, as Jeremiah Masoli has not formally been cleared by the NCAA a mere 11 days before the start of the 2010 football season. GIGGITY. 

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Dammit..and to think there were some people on this board that would have rather had that dipshit as our Coach.

[wesfau2]

Dammit..and to think there were some people on this board that would have rather had that dipshit as our Coach.

If you look up "clownshoes" in the dictionary, Nutt stares back at you.

[Tiger Wench]

Dammit..and to think there were some people on this board that would have rather had that dipshit as our Coach.

I may have recanted and repented the error of my ways with regards to certain of my past opinions, but wanting that fucknut as our coach?  Never crossed my mind not even ONCE unless maybe as the punchline to a terrible joke.

Nutt is unhinged.

[GH2001]

Even though Ive taken his side in some of the Nutt vs Petrino arguments on here, I in NO FUCKING WAY wanting that ass clown as our HC when the rumor went around before Chiz was hired. Its hard to believe Rane wanted this guy. I am not sure what he was thinking. Really out of character for him to like a guy of that nature.

[JR4AU]

Even though Ive taken his side in some of the Nutt vs Petrino arguments on here, I in NO FUCKING WAY wanting that ass clown as our HC when the rumor went around before Chiz was hired. Its hard to believe Rane wanted this guy. I am not sure what he was thinking. Really out of character for him to like a guy of that nature.

Like Mike Leach, I can admire his coaching ability, and still think he's a douchbag.  i agree 100%...NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL DID I WAN HIM AT AUBURN!