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Saniflush

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Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« on: March 04, 2008, 03:33:27 PM »
Dungeon masters don't have levels.

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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 03:34:23 PM »
Little back-story, please?  I haven't received my copy of D&D Weekly.
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2008, 03:36:03 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 04, 2008, 03:34:23 PM
Little back-story, please?  I haven't received my copy of D&D Weekly.

Don't know of what.  Just saw on another board.  He was probably fighting message board trolls.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2008, 03:36:36 PM »
Quote from: Ogre on March 04, 2008, 03:34:23 PM
Little back-story, please?  I haven't received my copy of D&D Weekly.

I'm glad I'm not the only one...
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2008, 03:41:52 PM »
 :flag:  I don't get it.
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2008, 03:42:48 PM »
Uuummmm...what?
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2008, 03:48:14 PM »
Gary Gygax invented Dungeons and Dragons.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2008, 03:50:34 PM »
........and........  :poke:
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2008, 03:58:03 PM »
Oooooh, so he invented a game for lonely virgins.  Good to know.
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2008, 04:16:20 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 04, 2008, 03:48:14 PM
Gary Gygax invented Dungeons and Dragons.
Soooooooo, did he die?
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2008, 04:28:27 PM »
Yes. He did die.
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2008, 04:52:24 PM »
Finally...leave it to the fucking bama fuck-tard to make this thread have some sort of validity...  :sneer:
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2008, 04:57:16 PM »
It's alright War Eagle!!, just put some ointment on that vagina, and all will be good in the morning.

 :bar:



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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2008, 04:57:30 PM »
Quote from: War Eagle!!! on March 04, 2008, 04:52:24 PM
Finally...leave it to the fucking bama fuck-tard to make this thread have some sort of validity...  :sneer:

It should concern you more that the Bama fucktard had to explain it to you.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2008, 04:59:28 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 04, 2008, 04:57:30 PM
It should concern you more that the Bama fucktard had to explain it to you.

I didn't have a clue what you were talking about Sani.  Some of us nerds haven't played D&D.   :p
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2008, 05:05:19 PM »
Quote from: AuburnChopper1 on March 04, 2008, 04:59:28 PM
I didn't have a clue what you were talking about Sani.  Some of us nerds haven't played D&D.   :p

yes but you were smart enough to keep your head low until you did.

just sayin'
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."

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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2008, 05:25:09 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 04, 2008, 03:33:27 PM
Dungeon masters don't have levels.

Here's the WikiPedia entry:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Gygax

Didn't Gygax make a celebrity voice appearance on "Futurama" with Al Gore and Nichelle Nichols?

And by the way, some of us gave up playing this stupid game once we found out about Avalon Hill wargames (The Guns of August, Fortress Europa, Axis & Allies, etc.)
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2008, 05:35:17 PM »
Quote from: Tarheel on March 04, 2008, 05:25:09 PM
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And by the way, some of us gave up playing this stupid game once we found out about Avalon Hill wargames (The Guns of August, Fortress Europa, Axis & Allies, etc.)

And I forgot to mention Panzerblitz.
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2008, 07:18:42 AM »
Did I hear Axis and Allies?
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Re: Gary Gygax misses the roll on the 20 sided
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2008, 01:56:27 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on March 05, 2008, 07:18:42 AM
Did I hear Axis and Allies?
Now that game lasts for ever, and dont forget to protect Pearl Harbor!
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