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Sugarbear...
« on: August 16, 2010, 11:00:44 PM »



Why do I hear "It's a FULLLLLL PULLLLL!!!!!!" in my head every time I think about Ladarius clearing a hole at FB?

By the way, Sugarbear is down 3 lbs.  He only weighs 288 now.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2010, 05:53:51 AM »
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On the other side of the ball, linebacker Josh Bynes joked that it's not fun to have to look for the ball carrier and realize it's a 290-pounder coming at you full steam ahead. Bynes added that Phillips will only get better as the seasons go by.

"It's not like he's a sloppy 290-pounder," Bynes said. "He's big, but there ain't nothing sitting or sagging over his waistline. It's bulk. It's the upper ab muscles sticking out. So he's got a little strength, a little bulk to him for 280-290-pounds. I think he's going to be something to reckon with in another year or two."
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"Patriotism and popularity are the beaten paths for power and tyranny." Good, no worries about tyranny w/ Trump

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"The HUNH does cause significant Health and Safety issues, Health issues for the opposing fans and Safety issues for the opposing coaches." - AU AD Jay Jacobs

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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2010, 08:41:32 AM »
By the way, Sugarbear is down 3 lbs.  He only weighs 288 now.

Damn.  Get that boy a cheeseburger, STAT!
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Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot.

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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2010, 10:41:03 AM »
Quick querstions.  I was reading an article in this morning's paper about Kodi settleing in and feeling comfortable at receiver.  It said that at the "5" receiver, he often is matched up against a linebacker and the other day, caught a long pass with 215 pound Josh Bynes on his hip.  I thought it was a misprint or I read it wrong, but that's what it said. 

Josh Bynes is not down to 215 is he?  They had to be referring to Kodi and made a mistake.   
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2010, 10:52:42 AM »
In Ted Roof's defense you have to be light and fast.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2010, 11:17:29 AM »
Quick querstions.  I was reading an article in this morning's paper about Kodi settleing in and feeling comfortable at receiver.  It said that at the "5" receiver, he often is matched up against a linebacker and the other day, caught a long pass with 215 pound Josh Bynes on his hip.  I thought it was a misprint or I read it wrong, but that's what it said. 

Josh Bynes is not down to 215 is he?  They had to be referring to Kodi and made a mistake.
If he's down to 215 and still can't cover a receiver, we are in deep caca.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2010, 11:20:04 AM »
I'm 99% certain they just got their wires crossed.  He was bigger than that as a freshman. 
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2010, 11:33:17 AM »
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Josh Bynes

Josh Bynes    

Player Profile

   Class:
Senior
   Hometown:
Lauderdale Lakes, Fla.
   High School:
Boyd Anderson
   
   Height / Weight:
6-2 / 235
   Position:
LB
   Major:
Human Development and Family Studies

http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/bynes_josh00.html
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2010, 11:52:25 AM »
http://auburntigers.cstv.com/sports/m-footbl/mtt/bynes_josh00.html

Don't try and trick me with your facts and your stats.  Josh Bynes is a skinny man, with really bad hair.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2010, 12:59:53 PM »
...or really great hair for his Predator persona. Dude looks meaner than shit.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2010, 02:01:51 PM »
...or really great hair for his Predator persona. Dude looks meaner than shit.
Bynes is so mean, that he'll chokeslam Gator in front of all his bitches.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2010, 05:06:43 PM »
The front page article on Kodi was the one I was talking about earlier.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2010, 10:30:09 AM »
saw Bynes yesterday walking to the Stadium for the scrimmage....I'm 200....he AINT 215...not even close.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 11:30:49 AM »
saw Bynes yesterday walking to the Stadium for the scrimmage....I'm 200....he AINT 215...not even close.

So you're saying he's lost even more weight?  Barnacles, we're going back to Tuberville mini linebacker days.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 01:15:49 PM »
So you're saying he's lost even more weight?  Barnacles, we're going back to Tuberville mini linebacker days.

T-Will hates you.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2010, 01:20:01 PM »
So you're saying he's lost even more weight?  Barnacles, we're going back to Tuberville mini linebacker days.

No - just the opposite....dude looked THICK...he was more than 15 lbs more than me.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2010, 02:15:34 PM »
If he's down to 215 and still can't cover a receiver, we are in deep caca.

Josh Bynes plays Mike, and if he's ever in coverage on a WR in a game situation, it's a mistake.  He should never have to cover anything but a back out of the backfield in man coverage.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2010, 03:25:23 PM »
Josh Bynes plays Mike, and if he's ever in coverage on a WR in a game situation, it's a mistake.  He should never have to cover anything but a back out of the backfield in man coverage.

Not in Ted Roof's defense. You must be like water. Flow and adapt to the situation and team at hand.
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2010, 03:27:10 PM »
No - just the opposite....dude looked THICK...he was more than 15 lbs more than me.

I was..you know....kidding.  Makin' a funny. 
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Re: Sugarbear...
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2010, 03:37:32 PM »
Not in Ted Roof's defense. You must be like water. Flow and adapt to the situation and team at hand.

Situation at hand = mistake.
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