B'Ham News Photoshopped Saban...

[RWS]

RWS, do you have some problem believing that the media fixes these pics?  Or do you believe Saban is taller than advertised, or that Chizik is shorter?  Or do you NOT have a problem with the fact that they do "shop" these pictures?   Seriously, which is it?

I do think the picture looks odd. Personally, it doesn't make a shit to me who is taller. We all know CTT was taller than Saban. Alot of coaches are. None of them won a NC last year. So, I tend to think it really doesn't matter. Do you think all of those photos and videos I posted are Photoshopped?

I personally don't care if the media routinely fixes pics. I know Chizik is like 2 inches taller than Saban. You know it. We all know Saban is a short fuck. It doesn't matter to me. Is there a conspiracy in the stadium behind the recruit being tilted? In the court in the Mike Davis pic being tilted? I don't know. Don't really care.

[JR4AU]

I do think the picture looks odd. Personally, it doesn't make a shit to me who is taller. We all know CTT was taller than Saban. Alot of coaches are. None of them won a NC last year. So, I tend to think it really doesn't matter. Do you think all of those photos and videos I posted are Photoshopped?

I personally don't care if the media routinely fixes pics. I know Chizik is like 2 inches taller than Saban. You know it. We all know Saban is a short fuck. It doesn't matter to me. Is there a conspiracy in the stadium behind the recruit being tilted? In the court in the Mike Davis pic being tilted? I don't know. Don't really care.

Would you have a problem at all if your coach had a mandate out to the media to never, ever show him in any unflattering (defined by him) photos?  Including photoshopping any that make him look "short" or shorter than coaches he competes against.  Please don't answer with the pat: "he won a National Championship" dribble.  Unless of course that is the ONLY thing you care about.

[AUChizad]

I do think the picture looks odd. Personally, it doesn't make a shit to me who is taller. We all know CTT was taller than Saban. Alot of coaches are. None of them won a NC last year. So, I tend to think it really doesn't matter. Do you think all of those photos and videos I posted are Photoshopped?

I personally don't care if the media routinely fixes pics. I know Chizik is like 2 inches taller than Saban. You know it. We all know Saban is a short fuck. It doesn't matter to me. Is there a conspiracy in the stadium behind the recruit being tilted? In the court in the Mike Davis pic being tilted? I don't know. Don't really care.

Here's why you're an idiot.

Nothing you posted, besides that picture of Sammie Coates, looks slanted at all. Not even a little bit.

The picture of Coates was clearly shot at an angle. You may say "Well so was the one of Chizik and Saban". Even if so, it's constantly referenced by bammers (yourself included) as evidence that Chizik is in fact slightly shorter than Saban. Furthermore, the undoctored photo placed right next to it is further evidence that this was not a coincidental odd angle. The picture clearly tampered with as evidenced by the original.

Spelling it out for you like that really takes the fun out, but shit someone has to put an end to your moronic ramblings...

[AUChizad]

http://djrebel.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/fyi-yes-it-really-happened/

FYI: Yes, it really happened
By djrebel

From the strange but true department of college football, I came across this yesterday.

It seems that Coke chose SEC coaches Tommy Tuberville, Nick Saban and Houston Nutt for an ad campaign that was supposed to feature life-sized cut-outs of the three men enjoying Coke products.

Nutt saw his cut-out and was surprised to see it much shorter than he is.

Turns out all three cut-outs were made the same size, because Saban apparently didn

[AUChizad]

http://djrebel.wordpress.com/2008/08/20/fyi-yes-it-really-happened/

FYI: Yes, it really happened
By djrebel

From the strange but true department of college football, I came across this yesterday.

It seems that Coke chose SEC coaches Tommy Tuberville, Nick Saban and Houston Nutt for an ad campaign that was supposed to feature life-sized cut-outs of the three men enjoying Coke products.

Nutt saw his cut-out and was surprised to see it much shorter than he is.

Turns out all three cut-outs were made the same size, because Saban apparently didn

P.S. Something's wrong with the quote function, apparently, and I can't post the whole thing...

[JR4AU]

quote function 2, AUChizad 0

[AUChizad]

It's not me, apparently appostrophe's blow the whole thing up?

Trying again:

FYI: Yes, it really happened
By djrebel

From the strange but true department of college football, I came across this yesterday.

It seems that Coke chose SEC coaches Tommy Tuberville, Nick Saban and Houston Nutt for an ad campaign that was supposed to feature life-sized cut-outs of the three men enjoying Coke products.

Nutt saw his cut-out and was surprised to see it much shorter than he is.

Turns out all three cut-outs were made the same size, because Saban apparently didn

t want to be seen as so much shorter than Tuberville in Alabama supermarkets.

Coke decided to make all coaches the same size in the cut-outs. No word as to why it was decided that Tuberville and Nutt would be shorter. Why not just make Saban taller?

[Ogre]

Quote function is up 4-0 and going for the skunk!

[AUChizad]

Quote function is up 4-0 and going for the skunk!

I hate the new layout now.

The quote function is now a juggernaut that cannot be defeated.

[Saniflush]

There is no way to be sure without some others to compare against.

These should help.

[Godfather]

It's not me, apparently appostrophe's blow the whole thing up?

Trying again:

looking into

[RWS]

Here's why you're an idiot.

Nothing you posted, besides that picture of Sammie Coates, looks slanted at all. Not even a little bit.

The picture of Coates was clearly shot at an angle. You may say "Well so was the one of Chizik and Saban". Even if so, it's constantly referenced by bammers (yourself included) as evidence that Chizik is in fact slightly shorter than Saban. Furthermore, the undoctored photo placed right next to it is further evidence that this was not a coincidental odd angle. The picture clearly tampered with as evidenced by the original.

Spelling it out for you like that really takes the fun out, but shit someone has to put an end to your moronic ramblings...

Please show me where I have ever said Chizik was shorter. If anything, I have always said they were close to even. In this thread I've said Chizik is probably 2 inches taller. I'll be waiting on that. And show me where I've ever cared about either of their height, except for pointing out they are nearly the same height when Prowler goes off on one of his short man kicks.

This is why you are an idiot. If any Alabama fans think it matters who is taller, they are idiots as well. Enjoy the company you keep. If somebody really cares that much who is taller, then it sounds like that person has a problem.

[JR4AU]

If somebody really cares that much who is taller, then it sounds like that person has a problem.

So, you're saying Saban has a problem?

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

Well now, JR... Chizad...  RWS doesn't care.  He doesn't give a shit.  Said so himself.  However, he WILL be defending Saban till you all draw your last breath if you let him.   You know.... because he doesn't care and all.


It's fucking shopped.  It's fucking stupid.  Saban is an EPIC ASSCLOWN!!!    End.  Of.  Story.

[RWS]

So, you're saying Saban has a problem?

Wait. Let me go get myself a Wordpress blog, then say that Ole Miss blogger is full of shit. Then I will be just as legit as him!

[RWS]

Well now, JR... Chizad...  RWS doesn't care.  He doesn't give a shit.  Said so himself.  However, he WILL be defending Saban till you all draw your last breath if you let him.   You know.... because he doesn't care and all.


It's fucking shopped.  It's fucking stupid.  Saban is an EPIC ASSCLOWN!!!    End.  Of.  Story.

If it is, then great. If it isn't, great. The only people that seem to care are you guys. I couldn't care less if they made it where Chizik was 10 ft taller than Saban. He's short. You guys don't like him. We get it. Ok. Wow. Chizik is short too. Shit, so am I. Who cares?

[Godfather]

Shit, so am I. Who cares?

and the truth is revealed...

[GH2001]

I think were actually confusing RWS with Vaginaham. He was the one always posting pictures on a weekly basis of Chizik and Saban looking eye to eye.

[RWS]

and the truth is revealed...

While 5'9" isn't horribly short I don't think, it's still short. My dad is 6'2", so I obviously missed out on those genes.

[JR4AU]

While 5'9" isn't horribly short I don't think, it's still short. My dad is 6'2", so I obviously missed out on those genes.

Same here.  Dad 6'2", brother 6'4"...me 5'8".