B'Ham News Photoshopped Saban...

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

to look as tall, if not taller than Chizik.  How FUCKING GAY can you FUCKING GET!   

[The Prowler]

to look as tall, if not taller than Chizik.  How FUCKING GAY can you FUCKING GET!   

There's no media bias.....Conspiracy Theories....Black Helicopters....Whatever else the bammers want to make up to cover up.  Right RWS?

[djsimp]

to look as tall, if not taller than Chizik.  How FUCKING GAY can you FUCKING GET!   

Well if you  look at the guy in the background, you can tell the guy needs a V8.

[The Prowler]

Well if you  look at the guy in the background, you can tell the guy needs a V8.

Not only that, take a look at the bammer player to the left side of the picture and the bammer coach in the distance....that's about a 20-25 degree angle.

[No Huddle]

I love this site.

[RWS]

HOLY SHIT! Chizik is 2 inches taller than Saban! I was just looking at the al.com photo gallery from the 2009 Iron Bowl, and they have alot of slanted pics as well. Some of them action shots, etc. Not sure if that is a matter of photoshopping, the camera being held weird, the field being built up and slanting down after the sidelines, or what.

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

HOLY SHIT! Chizik is 2 inches taller than Saban! I was just looking at the al.com photo gallery from the 2009 Iron Bowl, and they have alot of slanted pics as well. Some of them action shots, etc. Not sure if that is a matter of photoshopping, the camera being held weird, the field being built up and slanting down after the sidelines, or what.

Well.  I'm sure if we give you just a little time, you'll come up with a perfectly good and logical explaination of how and why this happens. 

Maybe they were just performing a remake of the Michael Jackson video "Smooth Criminal"?

[RWS]

Well.  I'm sure if we give you just a little time, you'll come up with a perfectly good and logical explaination of how and why this happens. 

Maybe they were just performing a remake of the Michael Jackson video "Smooth Criminal"?

Very possible. Likely, in fact.

Fuck if I know. But apparently it happens. Go look at some of the full size pics on Auburn's AL.com page. Look at the video here:
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/08/video_auburn_practice_from_day.html

Some of that seems slanted as well to an extent. I mean, in the "Reality" pic, it looks like Saban is looking at Chizik's chin, and Chizik is looking at the top of Saban's head, but whatever. Godfather can probably give us a good answer on it.

[AUChizad]

Fuck if I know. But apparently it happens. Go look at some of the full size pics on Auburn's AL.com page. Look at the video here:
http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2010/08/video_auburn_practice_from_day.html

[Buzz Killington]

Some of that seems slanted as well to an extent. I mean, in the "Reality" pic, it looks like Saban is looking at Chizik's chin, and Chizik is looking at the top of Saban's head, but whatever.

So, Chizik can see the roots of the dye job?  I'll bet that's why the pics are slanted.

[RWS]

So, Chizik can see the roots of the dye job?  I'll bet that's why the pics are slanted.

Of course. He's got a solid 2 inches on Saban. But then again, I'm pretty sure some of the guys on here have been told 2 inches is a pretty big deal.

[Buzz Killington]

Of course. He's got a solid 2 inches on Saban. But then again, I'm pretty sure some of the guys on here have been told 2 inches is a pretty big deal.

That's what my wife tells....um, I mean, yeah.  Some guys on here agree.

[AUChizad]

Some of that seems slanted as well to an extent. I mean, in the "Reality" pic, it looks like Saban is looking at Chizik's chin, and Chizik is looking at the top of Saban's head, but whatever. Godfather can probably give us a good answer on it.

Wrong. If anything it looks like Saban's looking down and Chizik's looking up in the doctored pic, only because they rotated Saban forward.

[RWS]

That's what my wife tells....um, I mean, yeah.  Some guys on here agree.

Don't worry, even something only 2 inches is bound to fuck something up if it's traveling 90 MPH.


Right?

[RWS]

Obvious Photoshopping by an AU beat writer.


Oh, looks like the crowd is slanting. Photoshopped.

http://tribeca.vidavee.com/advance/doc/75162C630666BC37422B44354DD525C8?AF_deliveryChannel=play
This video was obviously Photoshopped to slant the field.


This picture was obviously Photoshopped so it wouldn't look like #80 was getting punked so badly.


This picture was Photoshopped to slant the court to show how pissed off Mike Davis is.

[AUChizad]

Obvious Photoshopping by an AU beat writer.


Oh, looks like the crowd is slanting. Photoshopped.

http://tribeca.vidavee.com/advance/doc/75162C630666BC37422B44354DD525C8?AF_deliveryChannel=play
This video was obviously Photoshopped to slant the field.


This picture was obviously Photoshopped so it wouldn't look like #80 was getting punked so badly.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/103454

[AuburnChopper 3.0]

That has to be the weakest, most feeble attempt at a defense of something so stupid.  Holy shit.   If there was a doubt that you are hopeless hopeless  ...  That might have done it.

[RWS]

That has to be the weakest, most feeble attempt at a defense of something so stupid.  Holy shit.   If there was a doubt that you are hopeless hopeless  ...  That might have done it.

Please to be explaining why the stadium is tilted in the first pic. And how the field is slanted in that video, and the pic of the UT and OSU players. And how the basketball court is slanted. Photoshopped?

[Buzz Killington]

Please to be explaining why the stadium is tilted in the first pic. And how the field is slanted in that video, and the pic of the UT and OSU players. And how the basketball court is slanted. Photoshopped?

Was Saban standing in all of those pics too?

[JR4AU]

RWS, do you have some problem believing that the media fixes these pics?  Or do you believe Saban is taller than advertised, or that Chizik is shorter?  Or do you NOT have a problem with the fact that they do "shop" these pictures?   Seriously, which is it?