We are living in extraordinary times....

[CCTAU]

[AUTiger1]

Good find!  That kid's life is now changed forever.  There is nothing that makes me happier than the reaction I get from my 5 month old when I talk to him.  If he couldn't hear, I wouldn't get to experience that interaction.

[AUJarhead]

Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

[Godfather]

Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Until I was 15 I thought my name was God dammit and my brother was Jesus Christ.

Good Stuff

[AUTiger1]

Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Thanks for ruining it for me.

[Tiger Wench]

Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

I am actually taking Spencer to the audiologist on Friday.  By the time I have called his name the fourth time, there is, shall we say, a bit more emphais on it than the first time, and it usually makes him jump as if startled.  Not sure if that is fake or not, but as of Friday I will know if he officially has a hearing problem, or if he has an attitude problem.

And armed with the knowledge that there is no physical issue, the beatings will commence without guilt.

[AUJarhead]

I'm sure it's a damn attitude problem with my son.  Last week, I walked by the bathroom, and he was standing there, with an unscrewed tube of toothpaste, squirting the toothpaste in his mouth.

I grabbed it from him, saying "Give me that, you don't do that, understand?"

He looked at me and said, "I tell mommy."

"Fine, go tell mommy," I said to him.

So we walk downstairs, and he tells my wife, "Daddy did it, daddy did it."

My wife looks at me, and I tell her about how Jack was squirting toothpaste right into his mouth.

She looks at him and says, "Jack, don't do that."

"Ok, mommy."

[War Eagle!!!]

Wait till he's two.

"Come here, come here, come here...  HERE..  COME HERE."

The older I get, the more truth I find in the comedy of Bill Cosby.

Yep. I say it all the time..."HERE, over there is not HERE"

[Tiger Wench]

I'm sure it's a damn attitude problem with my son.  Last week, I walked by the bathroom, and he was standing there, with an unscrewed tube of toothpaste, squirting the toothpaste in his mouth.

I grabbed it from him, saying "Give me that, you don't do that, understand?"

He looked at me and said, "I tell mommy."

"Fine, go tell mommy," I said to him.

So we walk downstairs, and he tells my wife, "Daddy did it, daddy did it."

My wife looks at me, and I tell her about how Jack was squirting toothpaste right into his mouth.

She looks at him and says, "Jack, don't do that."

"Ok, mommy."

S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.

[Godfather]

S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.

Thats a smart boy...don't forget his balls make him swim fast.

That boy's da second coming I tells ya.

[Tiger Wench]

Thats a smart boy...don't forget his balls make him swim fast.

That boy's da second coming I tells ya.

Swim fast like an Orca whale, baby. 

Hmm... that makes me wonder about Michael Phelps...

[Saniflush]

S:  "Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Mommy:  "NO, it's supper time."

S:  "I am not talking to you, Mommy.  Daddy, can I have a cookie?"

Seriously.

This is funny as hell.


He is his mother's son.