Ouch...thats gonna sting.

[Aubie16]

A week old article so I probably missed it being posted...but wow. Wish someone in Alabama would write a piece like this.

If you were the NCAA, at which football program would you have the most investigators?

  If I were king of the NCAA, I would not only saturate Alabama with investigators, I would set up a branch office in Tuscaloosa.

  In Alabama, cheating is as much a part of the football lore as the houndstooth hat worn by Bear Bryant and that purty dress worn by Mike DuBose’s secretary.

 Alabama has seen it all over the last 20 years. Shady loans. Athletes illicitly accepting cash payments from agents and boosters. Multiple probations. Postseason bans. Scholarship reductions. Lack of institutional control. You name it, the Crimson Tide has done it.

  Welcome to Alabama, where the NCAA probations are nearly as prevalent as national championships. Actually, in the last decade, Alabama has recorded more NCAA probations (three) than it has national titles (one).

 It should also be noted that the iconic Bear Bryant may not have ever been caught cheating himself, but he tutored some of college football’s biggest outlaws.. Charley Pell, Pat Dye, Danny Ford and Jackie Sherrill all were Bear disciples who went on to provide some of the most unique interpretations of the NCAA rulebook in the history of college football.

  Roll Tide?

  Alabama’s rallying cry should be, “We Lied!”

  And maybe, too, Alabama should get rid of its elephant mascot and replace it with a pig.

  What better animal to symbolize the dirtiest, stinkiest program in recent NCAA history.

http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/sports_bianchi/2010/07/forget-southern-cal-alabama-is-ncaas-most-consistent-cheater.html

[Aubie16]

Oops...found the original post on the 2nd page. Sorry for the repost.

[chinook]

And maybe, too, Alabama should get rid of its elephant mascot and replace it with a pig

woopiggies will have heads rolled.

[jmar]

woopiggies will have heads rolled.

What happened to skunks. I happen to have an affinity for pork bbq.

 

[Townhallsavoy]

It's funny that a school can go on probation three times in one decade and not be hit with any further severe sanctions. 

Oh well.  As we all know, the hammer's a comin'.  Just wait until the media releases the info on Chargergate, Gradechangegate, and Juliogate.

[RWS]

It's funny that a school can go on probation three times in one decade and not be hit with any further severe sanctions. 

Oh well.  As we all know, the hammer's a comin'.  Just wait until the media releases the info on Chargergate, Gradechangegate, and Juliogate.

Prowler is positive that the packet has been delivered to the NCAA.

[Pell City Tiger]

It's funny that a school can go on probation three times in one decade and not be hit with any further severe sanctions. 

Oh well.  As we all know, the hammer's a comin'.  Just wait until the media releases the info on Chargergate, Gradechangegate, and Juliogate.

And the equally dubious "mamacruisinginabrandnewcaddygate"

[The Prowler]

Prowler is positive that the packet has been delivered to the NCAA.

It has been.  BTW, I have some of the packet and I gotta tell ya, it's some shady ass shit that y'all have been doing.  I'll say this, SPuat has perfected the art of funneling money.

[RWS]

It has been.  BTW, I have some of the packet and I gotta tell ya, it's some shady ass shit that y'all have been doing.  I'll say this, SPuat has perfected the art of funneling money.

I bet. Looks like they might blow the roof off of the whole Chargergate thing a year or two after Dre has graduated, huh?

[RWS]

And the equally dubious "mamacruisinginabrandnewcaddygate"

I thought you guys had decided that was Andre Smith's mom? Changing it up now?

[The Prowler]

I bet. Looks like they might blow the roof off of the whole Chargergate thing a year or two after Dre has graduated, huh?

The NCAA invented S....L....O....W

[RWS]

The NCAA invented S....L....O....W

Riiiiiight.

[The Prowler]

Riiiiiight.

Reggie Bush last played at USC in 2005.

[djsimp]

Reggie Bush last played at USC in 2005.

USC has distanced themselves from Reggie Bush. Within the next month, they will be saying that he never attended nor played there.