Wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?

[Buzz Killington]

I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

[Godfather]

Sidebar....


Little known fact.  The woman who played this part (Sarah Holcomb) is also the under age girl in who stuffs her bra in "Animal House".

I knew that, and she looks better with long hair, and when she shows her boobies.

[Godfather]

PORTERHOUSE...Look at the wax build-up on those shoes! This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off!

I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois.

[Saniflush]

PORTERHOUSE...Look at the wax build-up on those shoes! This is fine leather! I want that wax stripped off!

I want them creamed and buffed with a fine chamois.

Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?

[Godfather]

Say, Fred, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic, and the Colored Boy who went to heaven?

Colored boy...while you son of a bitc...

[Godfather]

Hey, Whitey! Where's your hat?

[AUTailgatingRules]

OOH, somebody stepped on a duck

[AUTailgatingRules]

FORE !!, maybe I should have said 2

[Godfather]

Music is a violation of our personal privacy! He's breaking the law!

I've always been fascinated with the law, sir.

Really? What areas?

All areas. Personal privacy, noise statutes

[Jumbo]

The world needs ditch diggers too.

[Buzz Killington]

Danny, I'm having a party this weekend.



How would you like to come over and mow my lawn?

[Hogwally]

We have a pool and a pond... a pond would be good for you.