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Jury Duty
« on: July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM »
...sucks.

That is all.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2010, 04:10:51 PM »
I'm surprised a skinhead like you made it through the first round of questions.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2010, 04:50:47 PM »
I never get picked :/
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2010, 04:52:32 PM »
I make sure I know everybody in the room and that most of them owe me money.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2010, 05:30:10 PM »
Quote from: wesfau2 on July 26, 2010, 04:50:47 PM
I never get picked :/

Are you sure they could see you?  I mean, the wooden banister separating the attorneys from the gallery is normally around 36" tall.   
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2010, 05:31:10 PM »
I read this book and laugh out loud alot.

   
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2010, 05:44:36 PM »
Don't spend your stipend all in one place
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2010, 06:39:14 PM »
Quote from: Token on July 26, 2010, 05:30:10 PM
Are you sure they could see you?  I mean, the wooden banister separating the attorneys from the gallery is normally around 36" tall.   

I have the patented $aban $tep $tool...good for all public appearances!
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2010, 12:04:30 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
...sucks.

That is all.

You think it sux for you?  The lawyers and judges have to deal with all y'all sorry dumb asses!   We started a jury week monday too...sad looking lot this bunch of jurors was.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2010, 12:47:02 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 26, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
...sucks.

That is all.
You should just show them this picture

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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2010, 01:07:23 PM »
You're not in the Ham are you?
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM »
I spent Monday and Tuesday on the Grand Jury of Blount County. 

I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.

The assistant DA took a liking to me.  She was not bad, if you took off about 90 pounds.
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 03:18:11 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.
And that's just on the X... no telling about Blount County...
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 03:26:31 PM »
Quote from: Pale Rider on July 28, 2010, 02:08:23 PM
I never knew there were so many child molesters, drug manufacturers, thieves and forgers among us.


Who the hell you calling a thief?
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 03:37:35 PM »
Quote from: Saniflush on July 28, 2010, 03:26:31 PM

Who the hell you calling a thief?

I think he was calling you a child molester
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Re: Jury Duty
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2010, 03:40:08 PM »
I was just wondering about the one that did not apply.
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"Hey my friends are the ones that wanted to eat at that shitty hole in the wall that only served bread and wine.  What kind of brick and mud business model is that.  Stick to the cart if that's all you're going to serve.  Then that dude came in with like 12 other people, and some of them weren't even wearing shoes, and the restaurant sat them right across from us. It was gross, and they were all stinky and dirty.  Then dude starts talking about eating his body and drinking his blood...I almost lost it.  That's the last supper I'll ever have there, and I hope he dies a horrible death."
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