Famous Football Quotes

[Godfather]

I am not going to Arkansas.

-Tommy Tuberville (years 04, 05, 06, 07)

[War Eagle!!!]

I would love to go to Arkansas.

-Tommy Tuberville (years '09 '10)

[Buzz Killington]

If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
- Bob Golic

[Snaggletiger]

I did not have sex with that woman.

-Houston Nutt

[Pell City Tiger]

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Outstanding!

[Ogre]

I pick Shouth Carolina to play Arkanshaw in the Eschh E C Schampionshhhhip.

- Lou Holtz

[Token]

That crazy bitch burned my house down.

WarTiger

[Buzz Killington]

Boom Mother Fucker
- WarTiger's wife

[Saniflush]

I think I have herpes.

-People on WarTiger's boat

[Token]

I think I have herpes....on my face.

Birmingham

[Ogre]

O N E at a time.

- WarTim

[GH2001]

Sadly, the only time Ive ever heard anybody really complain about "The System" was at Auburn. 

Well, yeah, he WAS at Auburn. He aint anymore.

[JR4AU]

Well, yeah, he WAS at Auburn. He aint anymore.

No shit?

[GH2001]

No poop?

I'm speaking of the complainer not Franklin.

[eagleair89]

the best part of you ran down your mother's leg

I would rather see my player drunk in the gutter than walking across campus with a girl........I can get him sober, I can't get him over that girl.......uga coach...and they took this one to heart in Athens

I tell you what, that poop is so strong, you could take one strand of it and pull the Titanic across the Sahara

Where in the hell did they come from?  1972 

I sure would like to see 'em do that again. 1972

That turf sure does bounce nice.  1972

I have never seen an atheist on a landing craft.

WAR EAGLE

[JR4AU]

I'm speaking of the complainer not Franklin.

Actually, they're both gone.  But I knows what youz means brah!

[dallaswareagle]

Not football, but one that stung me.

I had just sent home some pictures of me while in basic training (army) and I got a chance to call, while talking to my mother about them I heard him in the background.

"Makes me want to buy fucking Russian war bonds"